Brace Yourselves: Someone Has Stanced A Ferrari
Do not adjust your set. Someone really has stanced a Ferrari. This, err, controversial 348 has surfaced at the Sapporo Custom Supercar Show in Japan.
It’s the combination of a car allegedly belonging to drift shop Slacker’s Haunt and the specialist tuners at FERS.Cru, who widened the bodywork and replaced the shocks with adjustable airbags. Check out that arch ‘gap’. You’d have to be a single-celled organism to get your shoe into that.
It’s still a Ferrari, though. It’s red, exquisitely shiny and rides on stunning gold split rims. But there’s something fundamentally, inescapably wrong about it. Like an MR2-based fake 355, this just won’t let your eyes get comfortable.
On the other hand, as weird as it looks, you could argue that since the 348 was never that practical in the first place the team in Hokkaido hasn’t committed _total _sacrilege. And at least it seems to have been well crafted. Time to open the floor to comments…
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Well even if I don’t copmletely agree with the build if Ferrari doesn’t legally come after those guys props to them for making it
I’m not for the “hellaflush” -10 camber look but I honestly feel like when people on here hate on lowered/slammed cars they’re just trying to follow a norm set by a bunch of kids who cant afford quality suspension upgrades for their stock cars
I’m surprised you haven’t seen it before
Slacker’s Haunt: Hey, we got a Ferrari!
FERS.Cru: Cool, what you going to do to it?
Slacker’s Haunt: Was thinking about removing the important parts of the performance it has, slip in some bags, and make it useless for anything aside from sitting in a showroom.
FERS.Cru: Cool, can we help?
maybe the owner doesn’t care about speed and he just wants it to look good.
Man: Hey,I got a Ferrari!
Internet: Cool. What you going to do to it?
Man: Well,I’ll drive it for 10 miles a year at 20 mph just to pick up chicks,and then it’ll stand in a garage waiting for rust to kill it off.
Internet: Will you stance it?
Man: No,I don’t even care about it,I just bought it to have it,even if it didn’t go over 10 mph I wou-
Internet: Good.
Just really don’t know how to feel about it
Hint: don’t hate on it.
Come on,it’s functional too.
Yes,yes it i-
Yeah,I know it’s low,bu-
Listen,I’m telling you it’s func-
IT’S ON BAGS!
Ok?
Yes,bags.
They go up and down,up and down.
Yes.
Yes,that’s what I just told you.
Yes.
Yes.
No.
Bags.
B-A-G-S.
No,B as BMW.
[me explaining this car to the comment section]
Poor car :(
why is everyone making a big deal about this ? yeah they stanced a Ferrari and what ? “but its slower than before. Its a stupid thing to do” is it your car ? Do you drive it ? Maybe the owner doesn’t care about speed but simply about style. Personally I like it.
Btw its on bags, if you ppl could read before going crying and shouting like babies in the comments that’d be great.
Man people are crazy. First of all it looks real good and suuuper clean. Secondly at least 80% of super/sports cars like these are bought by rich business people who rarely go above 40 so the whole function over form thing is pretty pointless :/
I prefer it stock, but this doesn’t look bad at all…
Its unconventional
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