10 Types Of Car That Scream "I'm A Douchebag"
If you looked at the 'cars' subreddit on the weekend, you'd have seen an interesting thread titled 'What car screams I'm a douchebag?' Here are the findings...
1. Honda Civic painted with primer + fart can
As suggested by Reddit user shhsfootballjock
2. Any car with the 'I <3 Haters' stickers
As suggested by Reddit user dusty_chowders
3. Cars that are driven by "vapers"
As suggested by Reddit user warren31
4. New cars that are stanced
As suggested by Reddit user WitBeer
5. Diesel trucks that roll coal
As suggested by Reddit user Mmer03
6. Any vehicle with the "Move Over --->" sticker
As suggested by Reddit user captaindigbob
7. Cars that are driven around with bricks of snow
As suggested by Reddit user BreakfastBurrito
8. "Any truck with truck nuts hanging under the bumper"
As suggested by Reddit user BigOldCar
9. "Any Hummer except for the original civilian models"
As suggested by Reddit user Bittoman
10. Any minivan driven by a man forced to buy it by his wife
As suggested by Reddit user Audi02s4
For hundreds more suggestion by Redditors, here’s the link to the original thread.
Comments
12.Any car that driven to close with vehicle in front of them.
So basically Audi drivers?
Where’s the Duracell batteries for prius?
You forgot BMW drivers ( Not ///M drivers or BMW carguys)
I smoke cigars every now and then on a drive but not anymore can’t enjoy a cigar with a 6 speed nothing like s Cuban Cohiba and cruzing sorry but the complex flavored of a cigar don’t come close to a vape
Try different flavours then dude. There’s a lot of em. I can recommend five pawns (e-liquid company). They have stuff that is steeped in maple-wood drums and much more.
Well, I vape and drive civic xD
Is the civic painted with primer?
Well, I see a lot of vapers out here, so maybe I can say something too…
It’s not the first time I see or hear people hating vapers. I tried vaping after a while of smoking “stinkies” (as I and a lot of vapers call traditional cigarettes) and first thing that came to my mind was “Wow, it has nice flavour, “smoke” is funny… I must read abut it”. I did. And I read that it is a lot less poisonous that “stinkies”. So I decided to give it a try. I’m a vaper for about a year now and I don’t stink like before, I feel better, and my physical condition is also better.
There is posibility for vaper to be a douche, but we can’t take it as a rule! I see a lot more douchebags in society of smokers who say that e-cigs are for gays etc.
Also snow on car doesn’t make its owner a douche. Sometimes it’s a suprise given by winter and there’s no time to clean it!
So I think that creating this stereotypes is unfair, even if it is a joke.
I want to say, that it’s not a butthurt! I just want to give you my opinion, becouse I feel that this post is kinda about me hahah :D
I kindof want to think that the vapers meant in this list are the “I’m vaping, look at how cool i am” fashion vapers, not those who actually find it as a less destructive alternative to traditional cigarettes.
Regarding snow bricks. Find time to clean it off! It’s not so much douchy as it is dangerous for others on the road. And it adds quite a lot to your fuel consumption.
#4 looks more lowered or slammed, rather than stanced.
Nuance is lost on some I suppose.
I always found those nuts hilarious. I first saw them chrome on a Toyota Yaris. 😂
Lets add giant led light bars to this list!
Idk I like the cruze, it’s a nice low, not a death low
me too
also,my brother has one and chevy races wtcc with the cruze
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