Toyota Recalls 1993 Camry Due To Fact That Owners Really Should Have Bought Something New By Now

My mom locked the motor up in her 91 camry 2 years ago after running it out of oil. She let it sit for a day, added more oil, and cranked it up. Does it make noises when it runs now? Yes. Is she still driving it to this day? Yes. Am I shocked it still works? No. Its a Toyota.

Points to The Onion…damn