This Man Wants To Sell You A Vauxhall Astra That His Friends Are Standing On

We've seen some unappealing car adverts before, but this one might just take the biscuit. Having your mates stand on the very car you're trying to sell while the pics are taken is a new one to us...
This Man Wants To Sell You A Vauxhall Astra That His Friends Are Standing On

This might just be the worst, most bizarre and most infuriating classified car advert we’ve ever seen. This man wants to sell you his 1.6-litre petrol Vauxhall Astra, and his sales pitch is to have his friends leave shoe prints all over the roof and bonnet.

We could barely believe it when we found these pictures of the Y-reg Astra on Facebook Marketplace, alongside some text in Romanian and an asking price of £1995. We think that’s… optimistic.

The advert text, translated horribly by good old Google, reads:

“Astra 1.6 gasoline. You like it?? I know you will love it! MOT has is normal to have… goes well stops at traffic lights and sensors that has always tacks.

“Has Christmas tree in the board. I was with her 4 times in your country for more information contact 07879 660 929 Call or what time”

Any takers?

Comments

Seif Samir (manual fanboy)

Forgot to mention makes a great table for your friends to stand on

02/20/2017 - 16:54 |
5 | 2
Anonymous

Looks like an advert Chabuddy G would post.

02/20/2017 - 16:56 |
63 | 0
240sx ftw

Haha he treats his Benz with respect.

02/20/2017 - 17:46 |
10 | 0
maurotehsilva

I’m surprised no one made an mc mental reference

02/21/2017 - 03:37 |
2 | 0
The Volvo Guy (Ikea Meatballs)

“With this Astra, you will get a STANDING start in absolutely everything. Calm people love it!”

02/20/2017 - 16:57 |
12 | 2
yourboispagetti

Buy it now for this outSTANDING price

02/20/2017 - 16:59 |
9 | 3
Joshua Persaud (Wagon/Estate Squad) (Sleeper Squad) I need a

I bet his friends can STAND his stupidity.

02/20/2017 - 17:05 |
2 | 1
anto.cam

Kylie jenner wold be proud

02/20/2017 - 17:08 |
45 | 1
VAMPY

Still better than a Prius.

02/20/2017 - 17:59 |
2 | 1
Harry 15

When your a Beyoncé fan but you dont Have the car or the Baby

02/20/2017 - 18:42 |
30 | 0
Anonymous

Here in Portugal there was a guy selling a citroen saxo cup on a facebook group, his profile pic was him standing on the roof, and even posted a video for us to hear the sound saying that it didnt shoot flames because the engine was cold 😂😂

02/20/2017 - 18:49 |
3 | 0
Dzonny the e36 maniaq

That explanation :D

02/20/2017 - 21:10 |
1 | 0
Stephen Butler

Lol 2k for a 17 yo astra. I have a 15 month old GTC list price £24k autotrader free valuation price last week said it was worth about 9k.

02/20/2017 - 20:15 |
0 | 0

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