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Oh you may not think I’m pretty,But don’t judge on what you see,I’ll eat myself if you can findA smarter hat than me.You can keep your bowlers black, Your top hats sleek and tall, For I’m the Hogwarts Sorting HatAnd I can cap them all.There’s nothing hidden in your headThe Sorting Hat can’t see,So try me on and I will tell youWhere you ought to be.You might belong in Gryffindor,Where dwell the brave at heart,Their daring, nerve, and chivalrySet Gryffindors apart;You might belong in Hufflepuff, Where they are just and loyal,Those patient Hufflepuffs are trueAnd unafraid of toil;Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw, if you’ve a ready mind,Where those of wit and learning,Will always find their kind;Or perhaps in Slytherin You’ll make your real friends,Those cunning folks use any meansTo achieve their ends.So put me on! Don’t be afraid!And don’t get in a flap!You’re in safe hands (though I have none)For I’m a Thinking Cap!
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Oh you may not think I’m pretty,
But don’t judge on what you see,
I’ll eat myself if you can find
A smarter hat than me.
You can keep your bowlers black,
Your top hats sleek and tall,
For I’m the Hogwarts Sorting Hat
And I can cap them all.
There’s nothing hidden in your head
The Sorting Hat can’t see,
So try me on and I will tell you
Where you ought to be.
You might belong in Gryffindor,
Where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve, and chivalry
Set Gryffindors apart;
You might belong in Hufflepuff,
Where they are just and loyal,
Those patient Hufflepuffs are true
And unafraid of toil;
Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw,
if you’ve a ready mind,
Where those of wit and learning,
Will always find their kind;
Or perhaps in Slytherin
You’ll make your real friends,
Those cunning folks use any means
To achieve their ends.
So put me on! Don’t be afraid!
And don’t get in a flap!
You’re in safe hands (though I have none)
For I’m a Thinking Cap!
Hiya
Because hat is life
I win
In the name of lord Jeremy Clarkson I order you to shut it all down.
Jush
Hey
Ooh pick me!
Not enough hammers on the interwebs to stop me
Mine?
Pagination