Top Gear Drinking Game ( Credits: Steve FromLatvia)

For those that are fans of said show. Its really simply – everyone crowds around a TV or computer or whatever, put on an episode of Top Gear, and drink when something of the following happens:

– Jeremy asks “How hard can it be?”

– James is called “Captain Slow”

– Richard is called “Hamster”

– The word “Stig” is used

– James says “Power!” with a constipated facial expression

– A caravan is destroyed

– A piano is dropped on a Morris Marina

– Male and/or female genitalia are mentioned.

– They enter a workshop and “que the music”

– Something catches fire

– Something sinks

– Speed cameras are mentioned

– A car is spun on the Hammerhead

– There is a feature aptly dubbed a “Richard Hammond real world scenario”

– Richard is called short, little, or irritating.

– Jeremy is called fat, bald or old.

– James is referred to as living in the 1950’s or similar.

– A tooth whitening kit is mentioned.

– Jeremy wins a Cool Wall argument by placing a card too high for Richard to reach.

– A French car is called rubbish, or stupid.

– Any one of the following are mentioned, with negative connotations: Germans, Mexicans, Koreans, French, Americans, Welsh, footballers, Communists, Scouts, pedestrians, John Prescott, the Catholic Church, lorry drivers, Scots, Malaysians, politicians, or any member of the royal family.

– Italians are referred to as liars.

– The Star in the Reasonably Priced Car spins on the Second-To-Last Corner.

– Jeremy says “… in the World”.

– James says “Hallo” to a girl.

– Jeremy says “it’s just staggering”.

– A car has a 0-60 mph time of less than 4 seconds.

– You hear tyre squeal

– James mentions the queen

– James gets lost

– Jeremy has a rant

– Someone says “Jaaag”.

I think there’s strong potential here to add in some rules about making drinking rules, nominating, etc. If you really want to have a laugh, watch the episode on double speed – but have a bucket handy, because you’ll piss yourself.