9 Ways To Explain To Normal People Why You Love Cars

I'd ask them a question...

Me: “Hey, what’s your passion, then?”
Sub-human: “Umm this thing. And I really like it!”
Me: “Likewise, I like my passion like you like your passion, so let’s not downgrade each other, alright? Every man to himself.”
Cars are like people...

“Cars are like people. You give them love and they’ll always look after you. You respect them, and they’ll watch your back. But most of all…if you’re willing to work on them yourself, they’ll be your best friend for life.”
I have no idea why...

“To be honest I have no idea why I love cars, I just do.”
Cars are cheaper than cocaine...

“Because cars are cheaper than cocaine and a lot more fun.”
Just because you don't get it...

“Just because you don’t get it doesn’t mean it doesn’t make sense. How often do I question your love for oversized phones and overpriced coffee?”
Because race car

Cars never leave you...

“Cars never leave you. And you can always make them change and be better without them giving you issues.”
Step 1: Find turbo RX-7...

Step 1: Find turbo RX-7
Step 2: Warm up engine
Step 3: Rev engine
Step 4: Lift foot off throttle
Step 5: stu














Comments
Why explaining?
You just leave, that is a waste of time
Better to work on your racecar
Haven’t see the fosa trailer untill now might haft to wait for the PC version XD
tell them : “Life is quick, so I need to go quicker”
Or show them this
Colin McRae once said
“We’re here for a good time, not a long time.”
Cars are like babies. You take care of them, feed them, improve them (teach them), spend a lot of money on them. but the thing is - If you treat them well, after 18 years they won’t leave with someone you don’t like. They will be loyal to you.
Oh, and car pukes are way nicer to clean up, than baby pukes.
This one is better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3jnYAXOJUQ
Is it weird that I cried a bit to the forza trailer?
Or this
Miata
is
always
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answer
Why does he pronounce it “fortsa”, loved the rest but this bugged me
Pagination