Four cars simply made for girls, A #BlogPost brought to you by Mk2Golfer

Cars, the most perfect machines known to the mankind come in all shapes and all colors.
Some of them are more attractive to the male population, yet others are preferred by ladies.
Today I am going through a few cars that, by their shape and reputations, seem to be more popular and appropriate for females. Whether they were made that way, or earned that reputation on the way.

NOTE: This is meant to be an opinion, semi-comical and semi-serious. But it is by no mean meant to be offensive to anyone. I like and respect every car on this list, therefore I do not want any of the male owners to be offended. The purpose of this post is everything but sexist. Please hold yourselves from writing feminist comments.

1: Fiat 500

I don’t know if I am the only one, but whenever someone says the word “Girly” and the word “Car” in a single sentence, this little fellow pops into my head. Just looking at it’s shape and size, it tells you everything.
A small car that is easy to drive around the town and has a sunroof for that extra lighting when putting on your mascara.
The fact that it’s small also helps girls park it on the mall parking lot during the sale.
We all know that the art of parking has never been to popular to the female part of the world, and extra 5 minutes that you get by parking fast will affect positive to your search for the perfect outfit!

It was factory made to fit exactly 1 high school rival in the trunk.
Or an average of 10 shopping bags.

The little Fiat has been putting smiles on rich first world girls since it was made.
A massive blast in it’s popularity was enabled by Carly Rae Jepsen and Megan Trainor featuring it in their videos.
Cheeky Fiat knew his target group.
Very calculated and ‘Just Product Placement’, as Bart Baker said in one of his parody videos.

If you want to lose a few brain cells, here is the link to the video where Fiat 500 was featured:

INTENSIVE THROWING UP

Of course, this car has some models that look a bit less feminine.
Like, for example, the Fiat 500 Abarth or the Fiat 600 ( the father of Fiat 500)

2: Volkswagen New Beetle

Another first world 20 year old girl’s dream.
The shape kinda resembles the Fiat 500, except it’s a bit bigger, therefore fits more shoppingholics inside.
And, of course, their shopping bags.
Or if they’re a bit older (or younger and less careful), even children can fit in the back seats.
Volkswagen knew their car’s buyers and took a smart move by putting the engine in the front.
Big boot = More space = More shopping.

A few days ago, a creme white New Beetle convertible cuts me off.
I barely manage to brake and save us both from expenses.
Now, she didn’t even notice that, so I honked the sh.t out of my car and prepared to shout her what I usually do in these situations (about 10 juicy Serbian cusses), but I didn’t do it.
Because she was literally doing her hair while taliking on her phone.
Not worth my anger, I said, and just continued.

Now, a mod that the gals often do to their Bugs are eyelashes.
Yeah, I don’t think that they look… less bad than the New Beetle.

If the shape, my story and the lashes didn’t convince you that the New Beetle is girly, just remember that Barbie herself drives one.

And in case you are looking for a less girly alternative, the old Bug is perfect. Or the Porsche 911. Haha.

3: Mini Cooper / any newer Mini

Take a look at this car…
Now close your eyes and imagine someone in the driver’s seat.
Who do you see?
90% sure that it’s a teenage girl.
In my opinion, even the car’s front looks like a girl’s face… Haha.

Now, I know that BMW is known for making cars that girls like to be driven in… But not for dailying for f.cks sake.
Welp, I think that the German car industry is changing.
I’ve even read a newspapers article where the guys from the statistic headquarters say that their car is getting the reputation of a girly ride…
At least they were honest.

Anyways, just like the Bug, the Mini looks pretty nice with eyelashes and painted pink… If you’re blind, or a 16 year old girl.
That’s the reason why it makes the perfect gift for the Sweet 16.
Unless you pick the wrong color…
There was a video-commercial about that, tho I couldn’t find it.

But I found a way to make your Mini even girlier!

NOW it looks like a girl. Haha.

And if you want something less girly, you should consider getting the precessor of the Cooper, the OG Mini.

I guess that would be it for today’s list.
Now, there is one car that might fit the list.
It’s the Mx5 Miata.
It can look extremely girly…
But I know that if I touch CarThrottle’s precious Miata I will suffer the consequences…
But you know what?
F×ckThisShit.jpeg
I’m gonna add it to the list.

4: Mazda Mx5 Miata (All gens)

Small roadster?
Check.
Round edges with a girly front end?
Checkity-check.
2 seater with a tiny interior?
You can’t deny science, females are built smaller than men.
So another ‘check’.

As triggered as you might’ve got, this car suits this list.
It has all the predispositions to be called girly.
All 4 generations.
IMO it is closer to being a white girl’s Barbie mobile or even a Kei car than being a sports car.
It’s not just the looks, but the also the power.
As much as the power doesn’t effect the car being called a sportscar, it’s a bit low powered for my taste.

But there’s a thing that makes this car stand out on the list.
The fact that it has a lot of male drivers who tune it for fun.
Probably because it’s common and RWD.
Other than that, it has no reasons for being popular whatsoever.
And the fact that Kersten owns one and that Clarkson likes them.
It’s something I’ve always hated, liking a car just because a celebrity approves it.

Well, I guess my list is complete now.
Make sure to drop a comment on what you think about these cars and any additions to the list.

Thanks for reading and
Cheers, fellas!

Comments

Brent Fabian [Tracker Guy] (#GMT190LivesMatter) (Natsuki)

Cool. Now do a list on cars women shouldnt drive, but a lot do anyeays

03/20/2017 - 16:06 |
5 | 2

Like for example?

03/20/2017 - 16:13 |
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Mark Mason

Nice chattin with ya from time to time.

03/20/2017 - 16:08 |
2 | 1

Wait, is that… Like a last goodbye? Hahaha

03/20/2017 - 16:12 |
0 | 1
clichedmule407

I can see the beetle, mainly 2005ish ones. Definitely not the mini though. The new ones are pretty masculine, especially the countryman. Nah on the miata, they’re demographic has always been males, girls like them but they don’t buy them. The 500 pretty much except for the abarth.

03/20/2017 - 16:12 |
21 | 1

Miatas look girly more than they actually are.

And yeah for the rest of it.

03/20/2017 - 16:13 |
7 | 3

I wouldn’t define any of the cars listed as masculine.

03/20/2017 - 16:19 |
3 | 2
AmilBRZ 🌐

I say mainly the New Beetle.

I still have no idea how my Sister loves that thing.

03/20/2017 - 16:19 |
2 | 0

It actually looks cute hehe

But it’s girly af

03/20/2017 - 16:47 |
1 | 0
Black Phillip

Driving an MX5 says a lot about a man…

Such as “I’m not one.”

03/20/2017 - 16:20 |
14 | 6

The triggerred 12 year olds, JDM fanboys and SJWs are downvoting you lel

03/20/2017 - 16:48 |
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Dat Incredible Chadkake

Yup pretty much

03/20/2017 - 16:21 |
1 | 0

On a scale from 1 to 10, how big are my chances of getting banned for the Miata? Haha

03/20/2017 - 16:49 |
1 | 1
StuttgartMadness

I strongly disagree on the Mini part…

03/20/2017 - 16:27 |
1 | 0

I disagree on you disagreeing.

03/20/2017 - 16:47 |
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FLixy Madfox

Is it bad if I actually really like all 4 of those cars?
I’d love an abarth! A JCP mini would be nice! A nice, lowered, new bettle would be slick and a miata, well, it’s a miata

03/20/2017 - 16:30 |
2 | 0

JCP? Genuinely stumped, what is that?

03/20/2017 - 16:37 |
0 | 0

I, honestly, only like the Beetle Bug.

Very girly, but kinda cute and would look sick murdered out.

03/20/2017 - 16:49 |
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