You're A Car Person If...

… at least some of these apply:

• You have been given an ultimatum about a car from a partner.

• You sold a car and regretted it later because it became valuable.

• You’ve fallen off of a perfectly good road.

• You know the value of a thin sole.

• You’re too old for toy cars, but you can see one from where you are reading this.

• You can’t remember peoples names, but you remember them by car and car color.

• You don’t call it the “long way”, instead you call it the “fun way”.

• Washing up liquid and sugar.

• You know the name of the actor that played Joey in Friends, but you’ve never seen Friends.

• The only adverts you see on YouTube are for cars you can’t afford.

• You’ve heard a car making a noise absolutely nobody else can hear.

• You actually check your oil.

• The idea of mismatched tires eats away at your soul.

• 10mm socket.

• Your shoes have had to be thrown out as they wore out down the right side of the right foot.

• You know it really isn’t the only answer.

• The Eurobeat has intensified.

• Malibu is not for surfing.

• Your insurance company doesn’t need to know about the thing…

• It’s forty minutes away but you’ll be there in twenty five.

• You own cat litter… but don’t own a cat.

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