Time To Watch The Grand Tour Trio Get 'More American'
Jeremy Clarkson is a lot of things. Angry, irritable, arrogant, clever, an excellent writer, fat and rich, for starters. One thing he is not, is American. And that’s exactly where the next behind-the-scenes teaser for The Grand Tour comes in.
Clarkson, Hammond and May have apparently just had an email from Amazon boss Jeff Bezos, asking them to be more American. Clarkson reels off a list of attributes that define the traditional English appearance, relating that definitively to himself and his two sagging colleagues.
To cure that, they take a trip to an actual make-up truck, complete with hand-written sign outside and make-up artist within. Tasked with making the trio look more American, she sets about her business. Tip-Ex is involved (other rubbish white-coloured eraser liquids are available).
The transformation for Clarkson and May is, err, dramatic. The changes for Hammond are… well, there aren’t any. No fan of Old New Top Gear or these three stooges will need that long-running joke explaining.
Comments
Still not more american than Clarkson’s : “Mournin” at the Bonneville Salt Flats…
so they fired the american just to make the trio ‘more american’?
They should start with cheese
I still want “The American” to come back. He was annoying to some, but I personally found him hilarious - in some ways, his mocking of Americans were actually true.
Also, he was played by Mike Skinner. I like him.
Jeremy Clarkson americanized is one of the scariest things i have seen in my entire life.
Does this mean his racist jokes will come back on as well? 😛
Hammond tho lol😂
man… look… you gay…
Well, that was unexpected
Wish I could watch a dang car show without them getting political. Disappointed in this decision even if it is a joke. My respect has gone down for the show.