This Porsche-Driving, Slipper-Wearing Douchebag Almost Caused A Head-On Smash

Shocking footage captures the moment a Cayenne driver went for a ridiculously dangerous overtake, coming incredibly close to hitting a Skoda Octavia coming the other way

Matt Robinson

17 Aug 2016

This scary incident happened on the B1253 near Bridlington, East Yorkshire. Off camera, a woman wearing slippers (yes, really) reportedly emerged from the Porsche, explaining that she was on the way to pick up her husband from the pub. We’re not sure what that has to do with overtaking into the path of an oncoming vehicle…

Source: The Mirror

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Comments

Her kid was going to be late to soccer practice!

You’re on a British website, the proper term is football, not soccer, you ungrateful colonial

not impressed

Repeat until funny.

Another week or so and I’ll find these hilarious.

White Porsche Cayanne… oblivious while also entitled… wearing slippers… picking up husband from pub…

WAG?

Matt Robinson - typo “reprotedly “

Cheers, corrected!

This crash will become a hit, even if she didn’t hit.
Get it? XD

Yes XDD

inb4 Cayenne on B-road becomes new Mustang at car meet >_>

Flux (Capacitor) Martin Burns
Another mustang joke!
(from P1eased0nteatme)

No matter what situation is. If you’re right or not I will try to escape a collision. Therefore in such situation if I would be a Citroen driver, I’ll brake before Porsche even comes to me.
Anyways, that woman should be banned from driving forever. Especially on Touaregs, like this

Well, if the citroen driver hadnt braked that hard, the outcome would’ve been a lot more unspectacular, since the Cayenne would’ve just been able to go to the right lane merely in time I guess. Not saying that this wasnt the Cayenne’s fault tho

1: It was a Porsche Cayenne
2: The Citroen should have actually SPED UP, if you watch, the Cayenne slowed down. Therefore, to avoid collision like you say, it should have accelerated to get out of the way.