This Man Wants To Sell You A Vauxhall Astra That His Friends Are Standing On

This might just be the worst, most bizarre and most infuriating classified car advert we’ve ever seen. This man wants to sell you his 1.6-litre petrol Vauxhall Astra, and his sales pitch is to have his friends leave shoe prints all over the roof and bonnet.

We could barely believe it when we found these pictures of the Y-reg Astra on Facebook Marketplace, alongside some text in Romanian and an asking price of £1995. We think that’s… optimistic.

The advert text, translated horribly by good old Google, reads:

“Astra 1.6 gasoline. You like it?? I know you will love it! MOT has is normal to have… goes well stops at traffic lights and sensors that has always tacks.

“Has Christmas tree in the board. I was with her 4 times in your country for more information contact 07879 660 929 Call or what time”

Any takers?