Stupid Legal Reasons Mean That Clarkson & Co Are Banned From Saying These Things On The Grand Tour

The lawyers have a tight grip over The Grand Tour to stop them being sued by the BBC. Here are the words and phrases that are included...
Stupid Legal Reasons Mean That Clarkson & Co Are Banned From Saying These Things On The Grand Tour

It seems the BBC are looking for any opportunity to sue The Grand Tour if Clarkson takes the slightest morsel from his previous Top Gear adventures. Andy Wilman - the producer of the new Amazon car show - has revealed that the rules the old Top Gear trio are subjected to are unbelievably tough and fully protect the Top Gear BBC show from any form of copyright.

Stupid Legal Reasons Mean That Clarkson & Co Are Banned From Saying These Things On The Grand Tour

As if there wasn’t enough drama surrounding the break-up with the BBC, The Grand Tour cannot feature a written lap time board, a Stig or even refer to the motor news section as ‘The News’. There can be no Top Gear test track and there has even been a debate over whether James May can use his ‘cock’ catchphrase.

The legal scenario was made even more ridiculous when the trio went on a shoot to Namibia. As they had described the African scenery as ‘beautiful’ in past Top Gear episodes, Clarkson has had to resort to saying “For legal reasons, this scenery is shit”.

Stupid Legal Reasons Mean That Clarkson & Co Are Banned From Saying These Things On The Grand Tour

Despite the frankly ridiculous legal restrictions forced upon the new show, we’re all looking forward to seeing what The Grand Tour has to offer.

Comments

James Marshall

O.K, I guess I can (kind of) understand the trio not being able to use trademarked properties of Top Gear, like the Stig and such, but not being able to describe a piece scenery in a commonly-used phrase just because it was on Top Gear in the past is utterly ridiculous; why don’t the lawyers practically ban every word in the English language, then?

08/26/2016 - 17:44 |
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Martins Skulte

Waite. So they will do on TGT that legendary LaFerrari,P1,918 road trip? 0_0

08/26/2016 - 17:55 |
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AlphaJDM

I’m actually really looking foward to how they will loophole all of this

08/26/2016 - 18:26 |
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we all do mate

08/27/2016 - 12:50 |
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DL🏁

James May not allowed to say “cock”?
Inb4 Jeremy Clarkson is banned from speaking English and Richard Hammond from driving cars

08/26/2016 - 18:29 |
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tosoonjunior

Seems like the bbc messed up and realized that the trio can obviously do the show without them and the bbc is now triying to undermind them by using every legal advanteg they can to not get there own fist in thier ass

08/26/2016 - 18:32 |
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Anonymous

Time to boycott anything bbc related.

08/26/2016 - 18:34 |
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Anonymous

This is just idiotic

08/26/2016 - 18:56 |
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Anonymous

When your EX is the BBC……

08/26/2016 - 19:04 |
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Anonymous

Maybe it was actually good for them to leave bbc

08/26/2016 - 19:08 |
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Sergio Ruelas

Amazon will find away, considering their crazy budget for the show, they’ll hire amazing lawyers to find loopholes and get around all these problems.

08/26/2016 - 19:16 |
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