Not Your Usual Civic Hatchback

Ahh, the 90's Civic hatchback: dime a dozen, get 'em while they're hot. I know you wanted to pick a flavor, but I hope you like vanilla, 'cause that's what you'll get.  Right?  Now, normally when you look under the hood of an EG-chassis Civic (92-95), you see one these: a D15.

Boring.  On a good day, a single-cam D15 16v PGM-FI motor will make 110 or so horsepower.  Which is perfectly adequate for a 2,400lb commuter car, and it'll deliver 40+ MPG on the highway all day long.  But if you want to go fast in your Civic Hatch, you're going to need a bigger motor.  How about one that doesn't even fit under the hood?

Wait, WHAT? No, this photo isn't photoshopped.  That's an Acura TL engine poking out of an EG Hatch's hood.  What?

I ran into the gentleman that owns this Franken-Honda at my local gas station while I was filling up my car, and I had a moment of cognitive dissonance when I saw the cam covers poking out of the hood.  I went up to talk to the owner, who was an older gentleman named Marsh about the car.

The swap was done using a billet-aluminum motor mount kit from noted Honda tuners Hasport, who makes "swap kits" for putting most any sideways Honda motor into most any other sideways-engined Honda.  But this has gotta take the cake for plug-and-play insanity.  A stock TL engine makes 270 horsepower, or about double what a stock VTEC-equipped D-series I4 does.  He pointed to the front tires, which were down to bare cords, and said "it's a bit hard on the tires, though."  Well, I'd imagine so.

The Franken-Honda continues inside, where this EG sports an entire gauge cluster from a 3.2 CL Type-S Coupe, as well as the shifter.  A bagless Momo wheel and some AFR and EGT gauges occupy the A-pillar, but otherwise it's standard Honda in there.

As far as mods to the engine go, it looks like it's got a set of stainless headers, a short-ram intake, and some silicone coolant hoses, but really- how much do you need to do to a TL engine in an EG to make it fast?

What's funny is the relatively ricer-level quality of the rest of the stuff done to the car.  The 18" Motegi wheels are gaudy and probably weigh a metric ton, the clear taillights are just plain abominable, and there's a big damn hole cut in the bumper for some reason.  But when you've got a TL V6 in your Civic, I suppose we'll afford you some ricer liberties.  I mean, it's not like it's Ivan The Terrible's Civic Type ARRRR.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1b5qgQMDWk

It's surprisingly quiet, too - although I guess not that surprising considering the car that donated it's engine to this swap was designed for ferrying around real estate agents and their clients.  What crazy engine swaps have you seen?  Did any of them make you drop your jaw like this one?  Leave a comment for us below!