Fant-Ass-Tic: The Fastest Loo In The World [w/ video]

Welcome to Toilet Throttle. The only place for fresh ballistic bog news. We report this week that the land speed record has been broken by Canadian stunt woman and former motocross champion Jolene Van Vugt. What fant-ass-tic news!

As part of Nitro Circus Live, she flew into Australia to hop on the loo fitted with an engine to try and beat the previous Guinness world record (yes, there was a previous record) of 68kph or 42.2 miles per hour.

Tragedy struck before her record-breaking attempt as the chain fell off the motor meaning the day was on the verge of going down the crapper. Thankfully, it was fixed just in time and Van Vugt sped down the course each way to set the record of 75kph, or 46mph. That's nearly as fast as a Renault Twizy. As Jay Z and Kanye would say, that shit cray! Possibly literally. Check out all of the sticky action in the clip below.

We apologise in advance for any mental damage puns in this post may have caused.