5 Bizarre And Brilliant Christmas Gifts For Car Lovers

It's not long to go until Christmas is finally here! If you haven't done your Christmas shopping yet then why not have a look at the Christmas presents that the car fans in your life will love or hate you for. I'll let you into a secret, I've been given a cou

Updated: 10 Oct 2024

BMW M-Sport Coffee Table

To start things off imagine one of your friends or someone in your family recently settled into a new home. Picture the scene. They need somewhere to put the TV guide, random bits of paperwork and their drink and you notice that they once gave you a lift in a M-Powered BMW. Well I've found the perfect gift for them.

A genius named Jason Phillips had this idea in mind and made a M-Sport Coffee table. It measures 54x28x17 inches and is made from steel. It's perfect for the centre of any M-Divison fan's living room. If only it wasn't a one off because I'd love it if someone bought me one.

Porsche Chopsticks

Porsche design do all sorts of gifts from smoking tools to exquisite watches. What if you have that friend that loves Porsches as much as they love noodles though? How about treating them to the ultimate set of chopsticks?

These are far from ordinary wooden chopsticks. They're made from high quality African black wood and stainless steel. Those stainless steel ends aren't for show though as they are magnetised so that you can clink them together when they're not being used. They're not available in the store yet but they won't be cheap. There's a pen on there that's nearly 400 quid!

Build Your Own Boxster

Sticking with Porsche here's one car gift I got last year that was brilliant. This time last year my car was getting mended and I said out loud that I'd kill for a new one. Fortunately there was a little box under the tree; I opened it and discovered a brand new Boxster! Trouble was it happened to be a touch too small for me and the real drag was that I had to build it myself.

For £7 from Amazon you can treat your car fan to their very own Boxster in 1:38 scale. It comes in bits but all the screws and tools are there to help you build it and once it's done it makes a great piece for the windowsill or fireplace.

ASUS-Automobili Lamborghini VX7SX

One present I would like this year comes from ASUS. I've written several letters to Santa to make sure that one of these bad boys is under my tree by the 25th.

That's right, a Lamborghini laptop! It's got a 15.6" widescreen monitor and comes with an Intel Core processor, Blu-ray player, 2 megapixel camera, ultra fast USB 3.0, pretty much everything a modern laptop has to offer. The best bit about it though is that you can get it in the same Arancio Atlas orange as the Aventador! It ain't cheap though costing around £1,700.

Rear-view Mirror Furry Boobs

And finally the best and most bizarre car gift for any guy. Every car should have a pair! Now some girls love to hang up fluffy dice on their rear view mirror and that's cool for them, of course. There hasn't been anything for us blokes to hang up on our rear view mirror to be proud of apart from the odd air freshener shaped like a Christmas tree. Fear not chaps because I was given something to hang on mine.

Yes, a mate of mine a few years back bought me a pair of Furry Boobs. Effectively, he decided my car needed a boob job! If you want a pair they're £4.50 from thepresentshop.co.uk. They're not just for show either. If driving home for Christmas becomes stressful, bear in mind that you can stroke them while you're in a jam on the M6. Alone. With other people watching you.

We hope we've helped you find the best car-related Christmas presents for your family and friend. Check out some more I found by looking at the pictures below. We hope you have a Merry Christmas, a Happy New Year and that Lamborghini laptop better be under my tree by Sunday!