What single statement can you make that will piss off the highest number of car enthusiasts?

“a car is just a car”

Cars are boring. (simple yet deadly to any car lover)

I like my Prius better than your (insert car here) because it’s better for the environment and we don’t need more polluting cars. Also, go EPA!

“It’s just a car.”

The Pontiac Aztek is the best looking car ever made.

My civic is faster than your car.

V-tech kicked in yo!

Talking and caring so much about cars is embarassing and pathetic…a girl once said that to me when I was talking to a mate about cars

“Have you checked out the Car Throttle android app?”

“There are other priorities than cars.”