What single statement can you make that will piss off the highest number of car enthusiasts?

Cars are a waste of money. Here, easy :D

Mustangs are fast

My car is Front Wheel Drive to Twin turbo converted

its only a car :(

That’s nice, but my buddy’s civic would beat it.

(Girl looks at the pedals on a manual) what’s that other pedal?

Why the f**k do you want a 1990 MX5?

“I hate driving”

how many pistons are in a rotary? six and a half, right?

Like, why do you even care. It’s there to get you from A to B!