What single statement can you make that will piss off the highest number of car enthusiasts?

“Cars are dumb, why can’t people just ride a bike like me?”

The Bugatti Veyron is the best car ever

manuals are stupid

The veyron is the fastest car in the world

Its just metal! Get over it!

Look at that Ferrari stares at Koenigsegg

Cars are only meant to go from point A to point B

“You old/classic/sports car is so impractical!” - a statement I’ve heard many, many times yet somehow I continue to survive.

Drivers have no respect for cyclists!!!