How screwed are you?

I think I lucked out….

Ironically it is a screwhead.

A cup

Unfortunately, at this very moment I am in the men’s bathroom (water closet). Toilet paper roll. That is all. Hope it is two-ply…

Flowerpot…

Roll of toilet paper. Better not be driving in the wet.

My pet tortoise…. Well Sheldon were going for a little ride

A plastic plate.

Idler pulley for a 96 F150. Right shape I guess.