Today I ran over a chicken. I was driving when a chicken came out of a bush and into my path. I felt it being crushed with 225mm of front tire squeezing out a terrible "pkaaak!" dying scream. RIP

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Anonymous

Chickens are huge damn bro

12/11/2015 - 15:55 |
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The Stan

In reply to by Anonymous (not verified)

We dont have the genetically selected big ones here. The one i ran over was about half the size of a basketball.

12/11/2015 - 16:00 |
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Toni Sukles

Rest in peace chicken. At least you tried to escape from colonel Sanders.

12/11/2015 - 16:58 |
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Anonymous

Once hit a dog that flew across the road and hit a truck

12/11/2015 - 17:35 |
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Aviraj Singh

I once killed a pigeon while riding my motorcycle.

12/11/2015 - 18:14 |
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Anonymous

Ok.. Ok.. I’ll ask!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

12/11/2015 - 18:53 |
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Martin B

In reply to by Anonymous (not verified)

Maybe it wanted to say hello from the other side, to feel like Adele…

12/11/2015 - 19:59 |
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Anonymous

my brother was driving his mustang when a chicken ran out in the road and he locked the brakes up on the chicken ….. lets just say afterward you couldn’t tell it was a chicken

12/11/2015 - 20:44 |
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The Stan

In reply to by Anonymous (not verified)

Locked the brakes on the chicken? U mean like cheese grating the chicken on the road? Wow

12/11/2015 - 22:34 |
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Dzonny the e36 maniaq

Two days ago I almost crashed into a huge boar at almost 100mph. It must have been quit shocking for him, just crossing the road and 100mph BMW flyes 10cm from your nose with the sound of screaming tires. I almost died crashing btw. Thanks for not losing grip BMW <3

12/11/2015 - 23:10 |
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