"...Then You Realize Your Wheels Are Teddy Bears."

And now for something COMPLETELY different... Say you're in the market for some wheels.  You've got an old Mk2 Jetta.  Normally, the default choice would be something cross-spoked with "BBS" on the center cap.  RS?  LM?  RG-R?  CH, maybe?  Boring, played out.  Everyone's got gold RS's with polished lips on their Jetta.  You want to stand out from the crowd.  You need a set of these babies.

What you really need are some Ronal Teddy Bears.  I mean, it's two birds with one stone!  Do you like wheels?  Do you like Teddy Bears?  There you go. They went out of production back in 2002, and shortly thereafter Ronal stopped imported wheels to the US, so it's not exactly easy finding them, but imagine the fun you can have!

It's a five-spoke, with the arms/legs/head making the spokes.  And it's a freakin' Teddy Bear.  What more do I have to say?

Clearly photoshopped, but a set of 20" Teddy Bears on a GM truck is pretty awesome, you have to admit.  But if you're looking for something a bit more sinister, how about the "evil teddy" mod?

A bit of black paint, red paint, and some masking tape - and you're set!  Want to scare the neighbor's kids?  Can you imagine a better way than a Satanic Teddy Bear on your wheels?

Anyways, I'm off to eBay to find a set for my 900 SPG.  Hope this brightened your day a bit.