1. Mk1 Mazda MX-5
The ‘sports car’ for people who can’t afford a sports car.
2. BMW E46 M3
Bought by petrolheads who want other petrolheads to know they’re a petrolhead.
3. Honda S2000
The one car Honda fanboys can drive without constantly having to justify their purchase.
4. BMW E36 328i
Makes an excellent choice for a drift car, if you absolutely can’t/won’t buy something Japanese.
5. Mercedes E-class
Designed for people so old they defy science and logic every time they wake up in the morning.
6. Porsche 911 GT2 RS
The vehicular equivalent of a laxative tablet.
7. Mazda RX-8
Cheap to buy because it has an engine designed to cost stupid people a lot of money.
8. Toyota Prius
The perfect car for people who are only interested in saving the planet if other people can see that they’re trying to save the planet.
9. Ford F-350
So ‘Murican it makes a bald eagle swigging a beer look understated.
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