If You Could Chat To Your Car, This Is What You'd Say To It
We recently asked you what you'd chat to your car about if, for 30 magical seconds, it came alive and could communicate with you. These were your brilliant, albeit worrying responses...
Why is your f*****g check engine light on!
Suggested by: The Stig's Mazda Loving Cousin
Am I treating you right?
Suggested by: dat.crossfire.guy
I'm sorry for farting on your seat
Suggested by: Z K L
Please don’t ever leave me
Suggested by: Tobias Lind
What engine mod do you want for christmas?
Suggested by: Godzillaistheking
Which part of you will break next?
Suggested by: Drifting Dutch
Did I hurt your feelings when I hit your rev-limiter?
Suggested by: LewisHunter98
Am I a good driver?
Suggested by: Dave Doorley
Where is that bloody noise coming from?
Suggested by: LexBMW
When does VTEC kick in?
Suggested by: Gnarly
Where would you like to travel?
Suggested by: Peter Lukáč
I will never LS swap you!
Suggested by: Raregliscor1
You can find the original community question here for more funny suggestions!
Comments
Wow! Top one! Honored
“I’m sorry that douche bag slammed your door… He’ll never ride in you again.”
DON’T KILL ME PLEASE !!!!!
Our Corolla would probably say to me “Hey, your mom is sitting beside you. Why not turn at a higher speed ?” 😂😂
Mi.
Me: “I wanna turbo you so bad!, could your transmission handle it?”
Altima Coupe “My CVT probably can’t but do it anyway!” :D
I’m so tempted D:
My car would say nothing because I don’t have one yet.
Why are you running rough
If your car could talk to you …
It was a left stupid. Your lucky I got SATNAV
My car would be like, dude I’m a 25 year old diesel starlet with sagging doors and a rattly interior. Why do you push me so hard? If it happens again I’ll overheat.
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