P Diddy Crashes Like A Boss

The incident happened outside a Beverly Hills hotel yesterday when a Lexus RX model (probably of the ‘400h’ ilk) made a left turn in front of the Cadillac Escalade, which was being driven by the rapper’s chauffeur.

The impact shattered the SUV’s windscreen, deployed the airbags and rendered the front-end almost unrecognisable.

Despite the prang, and reported 'injuries’ no 'caps were busted into people's asses'.

To honour the cruel end of his Cadillac Escalade, this one’s for you…