8 Signs You Might Be A Ricer

1. The value of your wheels exceeds the value of your car

2. You hang out in car parks on Friday nights to cultivate some 'fully sick' FWD-to-twin-turbo conversion ideas

3. You compromise on food, clothing and a social life for months to save up for a set of lowering springs

4. You worship plasti-dip like it's the cure for all third world problems

5. Your amazing build stories lack any understanding of the fundamental principles of automotive mechanics

6. You spend days recreating your dream cars in Need For Speed: Underground

7. Every red light is an opportunity to humiliate fellow commuters in an 'adrenaline-fuelled drag race'

8. The interior of your 'race car' resembles a McDonald's playground