Brace For The Shocking Reality Of This Windscreen-Obscuring Racing Stripe
In the animal kingdom, those individuals who are least prepared and able to survive… don’t. Humans are quite different, though, having evolved to a point where we can invent technologies to keep fundamentally useless people alive.
We are, of course, talking about the owner of this car, who instead of putting a racing stripe down his or her bonnet, or roof, decided to put it down the windscreen. Where do we even start, with this?
The car was stopped in the British midlands by police, who arrested the driver for this, for having no insurance, for driving while banned and for resisting arrest. There are so many angles from which we could attack this brazen, empty-headed and frankly dangerous idiot that we really can’t pick one. The astonishing lack of brain power here is almost beyond belief.
It’s safe to say that if this person was a gazelle, they’d have been eaten by lions long, long ago.
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A new level of rice
Well that’s real smart. Don’t put it on rest of the car. No, only on the windscreen, which you see out of
Confirmed that the average IQ in UK is 025%
Better put a yellow stripe on your car when your license is banned.
driving the car
GPS: Turn left.
driver turns left
speeding lorry incoming
driver unaware of the lorry because of the windows stripe
keeps driving
CRASH!!
Ahh… the joys of natural selection…
Did somebody say window racing stripe?
Extra stripes = Extra Hp
Well, he could have done even worse :D Not saying that he’s not a moron, he definetly is as stupid as it can get, but atleast he didn’t put it on the drivers’ side :D
80% sure that this dude was high when he put that stripe on his car.