Brace For The Shocking Reality Of This Windscreen-Obscuring Racing Stripe

In the animal kingdom, those individuals who are least prepared and able to survive… don’t. Humans are quite different, though, having evolved to a point where we can invent technologies to keep fundamentally useless people alive.

We are, of course, talking about the owner of this car, who instead of putting a racing stripe down his or her bonnet, or roof, decided to put it down the windscreen. Where do we even start, with this?

The car was stopped in the British midlands by police, who arrested the driver for this, for having no insurance, for driving while banned and for resisting arrest. There are so many angles from which we could attack this brazen, empty-headed and frankly dangerous idiot that we really can’t pick one. The astonishing lack of brain power here is almost beyond belief.

It’s safe to say that if this person was a gazelle, they’d have been eaten by lions long, long ago.