9 Ways To Explain To Normal People Why You Love Cars
I'd ask them a question...
Me: “Hey, what’s your passion, then?”
Sub-human: “Umm this thing. And I really like it!”
Me: “Likewise, I like my passion like you like your passion, so let’s not downgrade each other, alright? Every man to himself.”
Cars are like people...
“Cars are like people. You give them love and they’ll always look after you. You respect them, and they’ll watch your back. But most of all…if you’re willing to work on them yourself, they’ll be your best friend for life.”
I have no idea why...
“To be honest I have no idea why I love cars, I just do.”
Cars are cheaper than cocaine...
“Because cars are cheaper than cocaine and a lot more fun.”
Just because you don't get it...
“Just because you don’t get it doesn’t mean it doesn’t make sense. How often do I question your love for oversized phones and overpriced coffee?”
Because race car
Cars never leave you...
“Cars never leave you. And you can always make them change and be better without them giving you issues.”
Step 1: Find turbo RX-7...
Step 1: Find turbo RX-7
Step 2: Warm up engine
Step 3: Rev engine
Step 4: Lift foot off throttle
Step 5: stu
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I use what I call the “clothes” argument, when they ask my why I love modifying my car and how it’s a waste of money, I ask then why they don’t just wear a white T-shirt and cheap jeans, it’s cheaper and still does the job
Cool article alex (Y) :D
I don’t wanna be that guy but, ROTARY is bes NA, like the one in step 1: A 26B NA Brap-spec
cool. loved the forza part
I absolutely hate when someone says there’s no point making your car faster because of speed limits
Someone actually said that to me, the I throat punched them.
Just kidding. But I was furious
A statement like that is Blasphemy of the highest order
When people at school tell me that there’s no point making your car faster because of speed limits I just say there are no speed limits on a race track.
That feels with the Forza intro, make me cry everytime
I thank you so much sir for this post.
Because when I get hungry my stomach and my car both rumble. We’re both like the same thing.
Next time someone says “i don’t get you and cars, it’s just a piece of metal.” I will reply “I don’t understand you and coffee. It is just a drink.” Get them every time
All RX-7’s are turbocharged.
That’s like saying all Mitsubishis are Evos…
When someone talks to me about how they find it strange that I enjoy modifying cars, I point out the nearest car meet or show them my tuner friends. Then they know I’m not the only gearhead out there.
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