HELP!!! how do I get blood off my front bumper?

Just sticker bomb the bumper.

Just use your victim as a towel.

Use water and car soap along with a microfiber.

Let the soap set in for a little while on the bumper and then scrub it off gently with the microfiber towel. Finally, rinse it off.

Also, you might want to hide the dead body in ditch or keep it in your trunk for ahem future disposal.

Stickerbomb your front bumper to cover it up. It’s the only way.

At the car wash…discreetly

Anyone else think of this?

Depends, is it human or animal, jk jk. But in all seriousness, what kind of bumper is it? Black plastic, painted plastic, metal?

Paint it red men, no one will notice it

What, again?

Use Coca Cola like Mythbusters :-D