1998 Mercedes Benz C200 Elegance

I race karts so I’m poor, behold Ethel. The worlds slowest and most dependable car that has been through cyclones and heat waves of 40 degrees celceus, been up a beach, numerous camping trips, slid sideways into a pole and down a ditch, been fucked in, slept in, dealt with numerous psycho girlfriends kicking doors with stiletos and ripping off bits of trim, raced my boss’s shelby gt500 and valiantly got its ass kicked, Shot a shotgun out the window, locked my keys in the boot and being a data key i had to sell myself to pay for a new key.
Say what you want about the performance but my car has a personality. Racing is saved for weekends and my car for my dreary weekly existence.