If You Could Chat To Your Car, This Is What You'd Say To It
We recently asked you what you'd chat to your car about if, for 30 magical seconds, it came alive and could communicate with you. These were your brilliant, albeit worrying responses...
Why is your f*****g check engine light on!
5 MB
Am I treating you right?
2 MB
I'm sorry for farting on your seat
2 MB
Please don’t ever leave me
4 MB
What engine mod do you want for christmas?
3 MB
Which part of you will break next?
3 MB
Did I hurt your feelings when I hit your rev-limiter?
2 MB
Am I a good driver?
1 MB
Where is that bloody noise coming from?
4 MB
When does VTEC kick in?
533 KB
Where would you like to travel?
842 KB
I will never LS swap you!
7 MB
You can find the original community question here for more funny suggestions!
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