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8 Alterations Every Petrolhead Would Make To 50 Shades Of Grey

The critics have slammed 50 Shades of Grey, so we've come up with some suggestions on how to make it better

Remind me later

1. Swap Christian Grey to someone we can actually respect

8 Alterations Every Petrolhead Would Make To 50 Shades Of Grey - Funny

2. Add some lubricants that last more than five minutes

8 Alterations Every Petrolhead Would Make To 50 Shades Of Grey - Funny

3. Replace symbols of love with something that makes our 'heart' rev faster

8 Alterations Every Petrolhead Would Make To 50 Shades Of Grey - Funny

4. Introduce handcuffs you'll never break free from

8 Alterations Every Petrolhead Would Make To 50 Shades Of Grey - Funny

5. Ditch leather for a material that is truly close to our hearts

8 Alterations Every Petrolhead Would Make To 50 Shades Of Grey - Funny

6. Pay more attention to health and safety with extra durable blindfolds

8 Alterations Every Petrolhead Would Make To 50 Shades Of Grey - Funny

7. Let Dakota Johnson play a character we all want to see more of

8 Alterations Every Petrolhead Would Make To 50 Shades Of Grey - Funny

8. Refurbish the domination chamber to a place of true love and satisfaction

8 Alterations Every Petrolhead Would Make To 50 Shades Of Grey - Funny

Any other alterations you’d like to see? Let us know in the comments!

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