Things I've Learnt About The E36 M3 After 1 Week Of Ownership

I've been an E36 BMW M3 owner for a week now, and in that short time, I've learned a few things about the car that have surprised me...
Things I've Learnt About The E36 M3 After 1 Week Of Ownership

1. No double takers...

Things I've Learnt About The E36 M3 After 1 Week Of Ownership

I’m used to driving cars that get noticed and turn heads (even my little MX-5 is a proper attention seeker), but the E36 M3 does neither. And this is a surprise to me because, well, it’s an E36 M3 and whenever I’ve seen one out in the wild, I’ve always grabbed my phone for a pic or told the person nearest to me to shut up and bow down in appreciation.

It seems, then, that the casual motorist just sees another pillock in a BMW whose indicators are broken and whose right foot is always stuck in the on position.

2. "You should have bought the E46"

Things I've Learnt About The E36 M3 After 1 Week Of Ownership

People I’ve spoken to don’t seem to get my reasoning behind buying an E36 M3 over the better E46 generation.

While I’ll admit that the newer car - which I could have bought for around the same sub-£8000 budget - is faster, more responsive and better refined, it’s the E36 shape, smaller dimensions and more classic lines that win my heart.

Then there’s the fact that prices of E36 M3s are on the up, mainly because depreciation has no home with the E36 anymore. Then there’s the fact that finding a good one these days is harder than going to a strip club and finding a dancer that you can take home to introduce to your mum on the same night. There are still many, many E46 M3s on our roads (two guys in the CT office have them), so they’ve still got a few years of depreciation to go before prices start to follow the trend of shooting up again.

3. Damn, these seats are uncomfortable

Things I've Learnt About The E36 M3 After 1 Week Of Ownership

People often tell me that my M3 is the “perfect spec.” It’s the right colour, has the correct amount of doors, and is fitted with the famous Vader seats, which look astonishing. Unfortunately, however, my 100 or so miles in them haven’t been the most comfortable. After around 10 minutes of driving, my lower back begins to ache and I find myself shuffling my body around to alleviate the dull pain.

I think the reason why I’m not getting on with the seats currently is because my body is so used to the harder seats of an MX-5. And like sleeping in a soft bed after being used to sleeping in a hard one, my back doesn’t have the support it’s used to.

TL;DR: I prefer the seats in my MX-5.

4. S50B32 FTW

Things I've Learnt About The E36 M3 After 1 Week Of Ownership

The 3.2-litre S50B32 straight-six engine fitted to post-September 1995 M3 coupes is a heartless destroyer of speed limits. Thanks to around 316bhp (the car will be dyno tested to see if that figure still holds true), the car is good for a 0-60mph time of around 5.4 seconds and a top speed of 170mph with the limiter removed.

To get the best out of the engine, you need to rev it past 5000rpm to get that double Vanos kick, at which point the car pulls hard and smooth all the way to its 7400rpm limit. In third gear, you’re well into triple figures, accompanied by a cacophony of engine and exhaust notes that remind you to look at the speedo and back off the throttle by at least 50 per cent. (Speed tests above were conducted on a recent M3 through the generations video shoot, before you ask…).

5. RIP fuel economy

Things I've Learnt About The E36 M3 After 1 Week Of Ownership

When I picked the M3 up recently, a quick check of the onboard computer revealed an average MPG figure of…wait for it…12.5mpg. That’s only 4mpg better than a London bus. Granted, the chap from whom I bought the car said that he’d been doing short trips only, but that fuel economy figure makes a GT-R look like a pussy-footed hybrid.

I’ve done a few miles on the motorway, and the best I’m seeing is around 26mpg, which drops considerably to around 22mpg if I use cruise control. But hey, cars like the M3 aren’t economy vehicles, so I’m OK with getting to know petrol attendants by their first names.

6. It's not as fun to drive as the MX-5. Not even close!

Things I've Learnt About The E36 M3 After 1 Week Of Ownership

Last night, I attended a posh dinner in London with some of the CT guys. Instead of taking the tube to get to my Clapham destination, I took the M3, mainly because a girlfriend in a nice dress getting in and out of a tiny red cabriolet with harnesses, a roll over bar and side bars causes chronic flashing. After the event, I settled the M3 into a relaxing drive back home, making good use of the car’s sixth gear. With home in sight, I had to move the MX-5 down the road to make space, so I jumped in Phil, started him up, and immediately grinned from ear to ear.

Everything about the MX-5 screams fun, from the immedate throttle response, to the lightning fast steering and the four-cylinder exhaust rasp that screams out and wakes the neighbours. Only then did I realise how heavy and boat-like the M3 felt by comparison. Not that I’m complaining; these two cars are worlds apart, but had the dinner in London been a casual, jeans-wearing event, I’d have taken the MX-5 in a heartbeat.

I’ll be bringing you regular video and written reports on this car, including forthcoming repairs, a dyno test, and new parts. For now, if you’ve got any questions, then fire away.



“6. It’s not as fun to drive as the MX-5. Not even close!”

I can so related to that! Maybe not just with the MX5, but also with my Elise or my first car, a smart roadster. I know cars like the E36 are awesome, I like thrashing around an RS6, C63 or whatever. But I somehow love the joy of driving those small, lightweight cars where you sit just above the street even more..

11/30/2015 - 19:20 |
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Arny Cunningham

From the sounds of it…it sucks

11/30/2015 - 19:24 |
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I know exactly what your talking about on #3! I used to drive an old Mazda Protege and then I sold that for my toyota tundra. I had the same pain you did. For over 2 weeks (maybe even 3!) I had this insane lower back pain. I knew it was the truck and no matter how I adjusted the seats, nothing helped. I simply had to get used to it.

I’m okay now but I uber with my mothers Subaru Forester and when I drive that car for a few days and get back in my truck, theres the back pain again.

11/30/2015 - 19:24 |
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Jonathan Miller

I can’t be the only one who read this whole thing in Alex’s voice

11/30/2015 - 19:25 |
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Same. Its almost scary

11/30/2015 - 21:49 |
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I am going to get so much hate here for saying this but e46 is far superior over e36. E36 m3 doesn’t get much love for a reason, and I don’t wanna say it’s not a great car, but is by far the worst of all m3’s. By many who have driven one and owned one, e46 is the most desirable, best handling and superior comfort combination which is hard to beat, and its engine pushing 343 is straight up awesome. Sorry to say this but e36 m3 is poor man’s m3 since its the cheapest one to get now. And I don’t want to sound mean, but anyone saying how great it is compared to e46 either owns one or is planning to get one. IMO e46 m3csl beats any other m3

11/30/2015 - 19:37 |
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Do you think an MX-5 could be a first car???? Because it dosent have the engine out of a super car and that be good on insurance and it’s small which would make my mum happy……I think i’ve jut answered my own question…..

11/30/2015 - 19:37 |
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Compares stripped out racecar to a standard car then comments how the racecar is more fun… No sh”t Sherlock…

11/30/2015 - 19:44 |
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Alex Kersten

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It’s not a race car, nor is it stripped out…

11/30/2015 - 19:49 |
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Deus Robert Paulsen

In reply to by Anonymous (not verified)

His mx5 a “racecar”? Ok then i made racecars out of every car i had.
Coilovers, some struts an exhaust and some wheels with roadtyres. Racecar done. Genius.

12/05/2015 - 22:00 |
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Thanks for the post, Alex. Please, do tell us more about your cars. Videos would be great too!

11/30/2015 - 19:50 |
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Rather than comparing it to a completely different car in terms of intent, power, size like a an MX-5 could you compare it with something of the same ilk?

I’m pretty interested in how you get on as I’m contemplating a Beamer and can’t make up my mind what I actually want or should go for.

11/30/2015 - 19:51 |
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Time to part it out and put the heart in an E30

11/30/2015 - 19:52 |
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