Things I've Learnt About The E36 M3 After 1 Week Of Ownership

I've been an E36 BMW M3 owner for a week now, and in that short time, I've learned a few things about the car that have surprised me...
Things I've Learnt About The E36 M3 After 1 Week Of Ownership

1. No double takers...

Things I've Learnt About The E36 M3 After 1 Week Of Ownership

I’m used to driving cars that get noticed and turn heads (even my little MX-5 is a proper attention seeker), but the E36 M3 does neither. And this is a surprise to me because, well, it’s an E36 M3 and whenever I’ve seen one out in the wild, I’ve always grabbed my phone for a pic or told the person nearest to me to shut up and bow down in appreciation.

It seems, then, that the casual motorist just sees another pillock in a BMW whose indicators are broken and whose right foot is always stuck in the on position.

2. "You should have bought the E46"

Things I've Learnt About The E36 M3 After 1 Week Of Ownership

People I’ve spoken to don’t seem to get my reasoning behind buying an E36 M3 over the better E46 generation.

While I’ll admit that the newer car - which I could have bought for around the same sub-£8000 budget - is faster, more responsive and better refined, it’s the E36 shape, smaller dimensions and more classic lines that win my heart.

Then there’s the fact that prices of E36 M3s are on the up, mainly because depreciation has no home with the E36 anymore. Then there’s the fact that finding a good one these days is harder than going to a strip club and finding a dancer that you can take home to introduce to your mum on the same night. There are still many, many E46 M3s on our roads (two guys in the CT office have them), so they’ve still got a few years of depreciation to go before prices start to follow the trend of shooting up again.

3. Damn, these seats are uncomfortable

Things I've Learnt About The E36 M3 After 1 Week Of Ownership

People often tell me that my M3 is the “perfect spec.” It’s the right colour, has the correct amount of doors, and is fitted with the famous Vader seats, which look astonishing. Unfortunately, however, my 100 or so miles in them haven’t been the most comfortable. After around 10 minutes of driving, my lower back begins to ache and I find myself shuffling my body around to alleviate the dull pain.

I think the reason why I’m not getting on with the seats currently is because my body is so used to the harder seats of an MX-5. And like sleeping in a soft bed after being used to sleeping in a hard one, my back doesn’t have the support it’s used to.

TL;DR: I prefer the seats in my MX-5.

4. S50B32 FTW

Things I've Learnt About The E36 M3 After 1 Week Of Ownership

The 3.2-litre S50B32 straight-six engine fitted to post-September 1995 M3 coupes is a heartless destroyer of speed limits. Thanks to around 316bhp (the car will be dyno tested to see if that figure still holds true), the car is good for a 0-60mph time of around 5.4 seconds and a top speed of 170mph with the limiter removed.

To get the best out of the engine, you need to rev it past 5000rpm to get that double Vanos kick, at which point the car pulls hard and smooth all the way to its 7400rpm limit. In third gear, you’re well into triple figures, accompanied by a cacophony of engine and exhaust notes that remind you to look at the speedo and back off the throttle by at least 50 per cent. (Speed tests above were conducted on a recent M3 through the generations video shoot, before you ask…).

5. RIP fuel economy

Things I've Learnt About The E36 M3 After 1 Week Of Ownership

When I picked the M3 up recently, a quick check of the onboard computer revealed an average MPG figure of…wait for it…12.5mpg. That’s only 4mpg better than a London bus. Granted, the chap from whom I bought the car said that he’d been doing short trips only, but that fuel economy figure makes a GT-R look like a pussy-footed hybrid.

I’ve done a few miles on the motorway, and the best I’m seeing is around 26mpg, which drops considerably to around 22mpg if I use cruise control. But hey, cars like the M3 aren’t economy vehicles, so I’m OK with getting to know petrol attendants by their first names.

6. It's not as fun to drive as the MX-5. Not even close!

Things I've Learnt About The E36 M3 After 1 Week Of Ownership

Last night, I attended a posh dinner in London with some of the CT guys. Instead of taking the tube to get to my Clapham destination, I took the M3, mainly because a girlfriend in a nice dress getting in and out of a tiny red cabriolet with harnesses, a roll over bar and side bars causes chronic flashing. After the event, I settled the M3 into a relaxing drive back home, making good use of the car’s sixth gear. With home in sight, I had to move the MX-5 down the road to make space, so I jumped in Phil, started him up, and immediately grinned from ear to ear.

Everything about the MX-5 screams fun, from the immedate throttle response, to the lightning fast steering and the four-cylinder exhaust rasp that screams out and wakes the neighbours. Only then did I realise how heavy and boat-like the M3 felt by comparison. Not that I’m complaining; these two cars are worlds apart, but had the dinner in London been a casual, jeans-wearing event, I’d have taken the MX-5 in a heartbeat.

I’ll be bringing you regular video and written reports on this car, including forthcoming repairs, a dyno test, and new parts. For now, if you’ve got any questions, then fire away.


Paul M3

you should have bought the E46 and it wouldve been more fun to drive

11/30/2015 - 18:53 |
6 | 6

I prefer the E36 even if it’s slower. I would have at least as much fun as you in a Mercedes-Beamer M3 AMG W46

11/30/2015 - 19:30 |
2 | 2

e46 is heavier than the 36.

12/02/2015 - 05:04 |
0 | 0
Dinis Simão

do you want to sell me the diff?

11/30/2015 - 18:59 |
0 | 0

F**k no!

11/30/2015 - 19:51 |
0 | 0
Kristiyan Milanov

num 3 and 6 you have to be kidding me

11/30/2015 - 19:05 |
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Brandon Herrera

Are we going to have a video series of the E36 like Phil? I know us in the U.S.A got a different engine, but I’ll be interested in what you have to say about reliability. And how hard or how easy it is to work on.

11/30/2015 - 19:06 |
0 | 0

Yup, video content coming from Jan!

11/30/2015 - 19:51 |
4 | 0

its an n/a bmw. its easy to work on.

12/02/2015 - 05:05 |
0 | 0

Lets change i will give you regular seats wery wery comfortible.

11/30/2015 - 19:07 |
2 | 0

But i do prefer the e36 anyway :p

11/30/2015 - 19:08 |
6 | 2

I just installed some Vader seats in my M3 sedan to replace the luxury seats that were worn and needed new leather thinking they would be better. Took me about two weeks to find the right spot to make these seats feel right. When I autocross the car, the quick fit 4 point harness helps a lot. But they are still not great seats, look cool, but there are better ones out there.

11/30/2015 - 19:10 |
2 | 0
Ďusi Tóth

I like E36 over 46 too…i have my second E36, its 328 and i have to say, you need to do some modifications and that M3 will be mind blowing: 1. get coilovers, factory set up is terrible to drive, 2. throw out those vader seats. even sportsitzes have better side guides (or whatever you call it). they look insanely cool but they are useless. best choice are decent looking full bucket seats. 3. styling….E36 M3 still can be a pussymagnet, but you have to put that pussymagnet into that car. lower it decently, change the wheels (i know original styling 24 are rare, but there are better wheels to fit: BBS RK, BBS RC090 etc…and if they are not original, throw them in to the sea). i have my E36 in interesting and unusual setup but i got attention on streets even from nonpetrolheads. i drove second generation of MX5 but driving my E36 after fitting it with BC coilovers, M3 3,15 LSD and rear muffler I find more enjoyable :) however, that slow steering rack is pain in the arse :D here is my little precious minion :) i love her, her name is kinky ebony :)

11/30/2015 - 19:12 |
22 | 2

yep, and fit it with GT rear spoiler (low or high spec). that one you got sucks too much. that wing = no pussymagnet

11/30/2015 - 19:16 |
2 | 2

get that little yellow f*cker off your front left wheel

11/30/2015 - 20:05 |
10 | 4

Wow, looks great

11/30/2015 - 20:31 |
4 | 0

Pěkná 36 ;) Taky jí mám, ale zdaleka ne takovou.

11/30/2015 - 22:47 |
2 | 0

oh gosh are those bbs rks? :D

12/01/2015 - 18:48 |
0 | 0

That number plate still makes me chuckle every time you post a picture!

11/30/2015 - 19:16 |
0 | 0
Andrés Cely Herazo

There’s something on your article that is making me ask something: “…I took the M3, mainly because a girlfriend in a nice dress getting in and out of a tiny red cabriolet with harnesses, a roll over bar and side bars causes chronic flashing…”
Does that mean that your ///M3 will remain stock?

11/30/2015 - 19:18 |
2 | 0



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