Cyclists And Pedestrians Were Caught On Motorways On Christmas Day

Of all the silly things do do after a pint, wandering onto a motorway on a bicycle - or nothing more than your own feet - has to rank near the top

What’s the strangest or most dangerous thing you’ve ever done after a few drinks? Leave anything non-incriminating in the comments below, if you like, but we thought you guys might enjoy a brief tale of Christmas misbehaviour in the Midlands.

The Central Motorway Policing Group, which covers parts of some of the busiest motorways in the UK, like the M5, M6 and M42, tweeted on Christmas Day after being called out to deal with two errant cyclists, wearing Santa hats, who had somehow strayed onto the M5.

Not only that, but on the same day the same police units discovered three drunk ladies walking along the M5 between junctions one and two; one of the busiest sections of all.

Later, a lone man, again drunk, was, ahem, recovered from the M6 while trying to walk along it near the affectionately named Spaghetti Junction; junction six. He’d have looked a bit like a spaghetti meal if he’d been hit by a truck at 56mph…

Have you done anything dafter than that? If so, on second thoughts you might want to keep it to yourself…

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Comments

Alex Webster
12/27/2017 - 16:09 |
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Rise Comics

This is why drivers hate cyclists

12/27/2017 - 16:15 |
1 | 12
Nishant Dash

Officer: How drunk are you?
Cyclist: this much

12/27/2017 - 16:23 |
57 | 1

Maybe the cyclist used 70% alcohol ‘wodka’

12/28/2017 - 00:24 |
2 | 0
Kazzy

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12/27/2017 - 16:43 |
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Dzonny the e36 maniaq

One time I let my friends handcuff me to a gazebo AND insisted that they should take a few photos for my sober self to see the next day :D

12/27/2017 - 16:54 |
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12/27/2017 - 17:00 |
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Please do not come on this app to do things like this.

12/27/2017 - 17:44 |
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Stone Maddox
12/27/2017 - 17:26 |
1 | 4
Dawson 3

Thought goin out in the SxS was a good idea at 3 in the morning

12/27/2017 - 20:16 |
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Call a cab and go home,people,you are very drunk

12/28/2017 - 02:06 |
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Ashley Baker

No joke, I nearly hit a drunk cyclists on a duel carriageway (you can legally ride a bike on duel carriageway in uk) late on Saint Patrick’s day. The guy is lucky to be alive.

12/30/2017 - 19:54 |
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