China Proves Its Own Weirdness With Horror Film Window Stickers

Of all the things to put in your window, why would you do this? We see teddy bears and cushions, the odd box of tissues in ancient Totyota Carinas and, sadly, plenty of pointless variations of ‘baby on board’, but this is just weird.

A Chinese firm has developed a whole series of rear window graphics to fit numerous car models, and headlining the set is just about every freaky dead girl who ever crawled out of a TV set, loft, swamp, cabin in the woods or haunted mansion. This is literally the stuff of nightmares.

The firm makes the same product with non-horror artwork, too, like a lone wolf for those American men who still wear a pony tail and record every Walker: Texas Ranger on their VCR.

The material is apparently highly reflective, the idea being that anyone driving around on main beam or with hideously badly-adjusted dips gets their comeuppance. We’re not entirely sure these things would be legal in the UK, and depending on the angle of the screen itself, surely there’s no guarantee it would work anyway.

We’re not going to ask what sort of psycho you have to be to actually want one of these things in your window, because we already know. Someone that you absolutely never, ever want your daughter/sister/girlfriend/mother/miscellaneous female friend to meet. Ever.

Well done, China, you’ve excelled yourself.