The super saloon only just trails the fast estate as the coolest form of fast transport. These kinds of cars are now grossly outnumbered by performance SUVs, but thankfully, there are still some great choices out there.
Your lot is even better out in the USA, but for this list, we’re sticking to cars you can buy in our native United Kindom.
Here are our picks:
5. BMW M550i
You’re probably expecting to see a BMW M5 here, but we’re going to have to disappoint you. 616bhp is dramatic and all, but opportunities to use all of that output are few and far between IRL. It’d be nice to imagine a world in which top-of-the-line super saloons capped out at about 500bhp, although in a way, we don’t have to thanks to cars like the M550i.
Thanks to 523bhp it’s still enormously powerful, with all-wheel drive traction off the line helping it achieve a 3.8-second 0-62mph time. It’s softer than the M5 making it better at the super saloon balancing act between comfort and speed, yet still fantastically capable. Its V8 makes a better noise, too.
4. Mercedes-AMG E63
Omitting one 600bhp (ish) mid-sized saloon missile and including another seems like massive double standards, but we can justify ourselves here. The next ‘tier’ down from this is the straight-six E53, which isn’t anything like as exciting as the BMW M550i. So if you want a fast Mercedes E-Class, it simply has to be the E63.
Also, the E63 just edges the M5. The noise from its 4.0-litre twin-turbo V8 is filthier, it rides a little better, and - to our eyes at least - it looks nicer too. Plus, you can have it as an estate, if you’d like.
3. Mercedes-AMG C63
The C63 did what we thought no AMG’d C-Class ever could: beat the BMW M3. Granted, the F80 M3 had its issues, but that shouldn’t detract from Affalterbach’s achievement. It went one better (or two, technically) than the BMW in the engine department, with a thumping V8 against the Bavarian’s odd-sounding straight-six.
It’s also a friendlier car to drive fast, but not at the expense of sharpness. This is a precision tool in a way Mercedes-AMGs products simply weren’t until very recently, and the only real weak spot is the gearbox. It’s due to be replaced soon, and reportedly with a car powered by an inline-four. Get one while you still can.
2. BMW M3 (G80)
On paper, the ‘G80’ M3 and ‘G82’ M4 gave us plenty to worry about before we drove them for the first time. Heavier than their predecessors, lumbered with a somewhat underwhelming inline-six shared with the BMW X3 M Competition and cursed with a face only a mother could love, we expected disappointment.
Happily, the new M3 is a surefire hit. The spikiness of the old F80 is gone, but this is still a car that feels plenty lairy and just a little too powerful for its own good. The front axle is mega, and when you’re not in the mood to make the most of its dynamism, the M3 becomes a wonderful, comfortable grand tourer.
It’s a close-run thing between this and the soon-to-be-deceased C63, but ultimately the M3 wins out thanks to being far fresher and dynamically superior (albeit not much much). We’re even warming to the nostrils.
1. Alfa Giulia Quadrifoglio
A few years ago, the thought of an Alfa Romeo topping a list like this would seem absurd. For a long time it didn’t make any saloon cars, and the last four-door it did make was the obese 159. What a turnaround - Alfa now makes the best super saloon you can buy new in 2021.
The Giulia Quadrifoglio‘s 503bhp twin-turbocharged V6 is an absolute belter, and while no one will admit it, the unit can almost certainly be traced back to Ferrari’s turbo V8. Speaking of Maranello, the Giulia Q’s chief engineer, Philippe Krief, worked on the 458 Speciale.
This really shows in the way the car drives, with ultra-fast, razor-sharp steering and a focused chassis that demands the pilot pay it the utmost attention.
And the rest?
There are some omissions here, so to save us being shouted at in the comments, we’d like to explain why. The M5 we’ve already gone over, and while we’d love to have its M8 Gran Coupe sibling on this list, its ride issues and obscene pricetag count it out.
For a niche alternative to some of the BMWs mentioned here, there are various products from Alpina which might tickle your fancy. From Audi, there’s the S8, which is a fantastic sleeper, but not exactly thrilling in the corners. A step up from the Giulia Quadrifoglio meanwhile is the Giulia GTA/GTAm, but we’re steering clear of limited-run specials in this list.
We’re fans of the Mercedes-AMG S63, but if we’re going AMG, we’d make it one of the smaller ones listed above. Plus, we’re still waiting on the latest one to arrive. On the subject of Merc, we haven’t forgotten the GT 4 Door - it’s tremendous in many ways, but it’s more of a hatchback/liftback than a saloon.
What’s your modern super saloon of choice?