You guysare too much … I’m outta here. Once I lace up my shoe-barus and stretch my knee-sans and chevro-legs..
A woman was on trial for assaulting her husband with car parts. Apparently she was frustrated by the fact that he spend more time building an “Awesome E something with a number” and no time with her. She stood with her lawyer at the arraignment. After the clerk finished reading the charge, the judge asked “First offender?” “No your honour, no body parts. She first hit him with a seat cushion, then knocked him out with a brake rotor.
This reminds of a hockey game some friends went russian to. There was a lada contact, but it took a long time to skoda first goal (which was let in because of a sloppy body czech).
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My puns are like turbos, they suck
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Puns are tiresome
You guysare too much … I’m outta here. Once I lace up my shoe-barus and stretch my knee-sans and chevro-legs..
A woman was on trial for assaulting her husband with car parts. Apparently she was frustrated by the fact that he spend more time building an “Awesome E something with a number” and no time with her. She stood with her lawyer at the arraignment. After the clerk finished reading the charge, the judge asked “First offender?” “No your honour, no body parts. She first hit him with a seat cushion, then knocked him out with a brake rotor.
This reminds of a hockey game some friends went russian to. There was a lada contact, but it took a long time to skoda first goal (which was let in because of a sloppy body czech).