This Terrifying Cars Franchise Origins Theory Will Haunt Your Nightmares

Loads of petrolheads love the Cars movie series but have probably never given any serious thought to how this seemingly fictitious world came into being, but this theory suggests a horrifyingly real possibility
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Would you like to have your love for Disney Pixar’s Cars franchise ruined forever? If so, you’re in luck, because a sinister feature over at Jalopnik has creeped us so far out that some of us might never watch another Cars film again. Maybe.

Of course, you could just assume that Cars is completely fictitious and designed to blend cars and fun characterisation of different genders and cultures in a way that appeals to kids and adults alike. Then again, you could opt for a nightmarish vision that will haunt your every attempt to sleep, like the theory’s writer has.

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The idea focuses on a theory of how the Cars world could come to exist, and the bottom line makes for deeply unpleasant reading. We really don’t want to post spoilers here but the reasoning is as long as it is disturbing. Go check it out – or, if you’d rather not get cold sweats every time you see Lightning McQueen, don’t.

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Nishant Dash

Still doen’t proove that:
“Does McQueen buy car insurance or life insurance???”
I’ll die in curiosity 😭😭😭

06/19/2017 - 13:01 |
198 | 2

According to this theory, it might have to be both…

06/19/2017 - 13:05 |
58 | 0

he has bumper to bumper warranty

06/19/2017 - 13:24 |
42 | 0

Life insurance duh

06/20/2017 - 03:16 |
0 | 0

He buys life insurance. I am a human, but I don’t have human insurance, I have life insurance. Therefore, a car wouldnt have car insurance, McQueen has life insurance.

06/22/2017 - 18:37 |
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P1eased0nteatme
06/19/2017 - 13:10 |
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Stormer_GT

For the record, I’m not going to be one of those people…

06/19/2017 - 13:29 |
8 | 0
Archive Aston (Aston Martin squad)

Me: I dont want to read this article it ruin my childhood

Inner me: DO IT. DO IT NOW!

06/19/2017 - 13:40 |
42 | 0
Deep Fried Oreo Cookies (Diabetus squad) (stanced lawn mower

One flaw: what about the flies?

06/19/2017 - 13:53 |
10 | 0

Theyre all beetles im pretty sure

06/19/2017 - 16:43 |
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Anonymous

We love killing them so much that they turn flies into cars… Nice theory but as always clickbait… Boring!

06/19/2017 - 13:58 |
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Anonymous

The film theory channel on youtube covered this months ago

06/19/2017 - 14:37 |
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Lane_5.0

In reply to by Anonymous (not verified)

His theory was different

06/20/2017 - 20:03 |
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Anonymous

This theory is a bunch of crap. Can’t people just accept that they are just cars, in and out? They just have eyes to make them more human like and mouths and a tongue so they can speak. The people at pixar confirmed it themselves. THEY ARE JUST CARS.

06/19/2017 - 19:15 |
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Anonymous

One word … Rimac

06/19/2017 - 19:23 |
2 | 2
Markus Walker

Jalopnik right now

06/19/2017 - 20:27 |
4 | 0

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