The Latest Internal Combustion Bans Are So Badly Thought Out It's Hilarious

If you asked the councils of Paris and Oxford which end of a horse the cart should go, we're fairly confident they wouldn't have a clue, judging by their ridiculous bum-first bans on internal combustion

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We couldn’t ignore the strength of feeling among you guys surrounding this week’s two new bans on internal combustion; in Paris and Oxford. The authorities have clearly struck a nerve, whether you live in these two cities or not.

We don’t, luckily. No CT staff members live in either of them, and we’re pretty sure we’re not suddenly going to decide that moving there looks like a great plan. But before cities closer to us get the same idea, we’d like to have our say.

The Latest Internal Combustion Bans Are So Badly Thought Out It's Hilarious - Blog

Both of these bans are rash, low on detail and potentially counter-productive. Let’s start with the Paris one. All internal combustion-engined cars will be banned from setting a single tyre inside set boundaries somewhere in the city’s outer reaches. What they haven’t specified is whether hybrids will be allowed or not; a fundamental oversight in any such plans. Someone will probably remind them soon, but for now it’s just evidence of how little thought has gone into it.

Let’s also look at the start date: 2030. It’s a nice, round number and a neat 10-year wedge ahead of the France-wide ban on new internal combustion-engined car sales. It’s a little too neat, if you ask me. Why 2030? Why not 2031, or 2033? This number was chosen for no good, research-backed reason: it just looks neat on paper.

Image: Wikipedia Commons/Benh Lieu Song
Image: Wikipedia Commons/Benh Lieu Song

There have been no talks with the industry to estimate a practical switch-over year when EVs will be sustainable. No talks with infrastructure builders to make sure 2030 is an achievable deadline to have hundreds of thousands of charging points installed. No talks to make sure energy supplies will be readily on tap to feed the ravenous electricity monster.

It’s just a nice, neat number plucked out of the Parisian authorities’ backsides, disregarding the 50 per cent or so of Parisians who still have a car – almost all of which are petrol or diesel. This is legislation that hasn’t been thought out. They’ve just gone and done it anyway.

Now let’s look at Oxford. As one of the least car-friendly built-up areas I’ve ever had the misfortune to drive through (along with Paris), the only surprise in its gradual banning of anything with an engine is that Brighton, with its Green Party MP, didn’t get there first. But the timing, again, shows how little thought has actually gone into it.

The Latest Internal Combustion Bans Are So Badly Thought Out It's Hilarious - Blog

2020 is another neat number; the next neat year on the calendar. ‘Great for marketing soundbites!’ they probably thought, forgetting that 2020 is only just over two years away. That simply isn’t enough time for residents, local companies and visitors to adjust. In 26 and a half months’ time streets will start being closed to anything burning fossil fuels.

There won’t be bollards; there’ll just be big fines for anyone who breaks the rules. To avoid these roads, more traffic will be forced onto fewer roads, making the jams – and the pollution concentration – even worse. Local emissions on the EV-only streets will surely plummet, but if they double on the neighbouring roads, what was the point?

Oxford residents have no doubt bought new, efficient diesels this year on three-year finance deals. Now they’re being told that in the last year of their deals their car is going to be barred from parts of the city they live in. Stunning work, Oxford City Council. And how, exactly, is a delivery van supposed to get packages to streets affected by the ban? Renault Kangoo Z.E.s and Nissan e-NV200s aren’t exactly the match of a Mercedes Sprinter when it comes to multi-drop deliveries.

Image: Wikipedia Commons/Kaihsu Tai
Image: Wikipedia Commons/Kaihsu Tai

Do these swivel-eyed fantasists expect not just the postal companies to replace entire van fleets, but manufacturers to research, develop, perfect and bring to market affordable, large, long-range electric vans, all inside two years?

This is obvious stuff that we thought of within seconds of learning about the ban, but there’s no hint from the authorities that this sort of thing has occurred to them at all, yet. From public servants we should expect better. We just never seem to get it.