9 Painfully Honest One Line Car Reviews

We've brought together nine cars, and given them a painfully honest review

The ‘sports car’ for people who can’t afford a sports car.

Bought by petrolheads who want other petrolheads to know they’re a petrolhead.

The one car Honda fanboys can drive without constantly having to justify their purchase.

Makes an excellent choice for a drift car, if you absolutely can’t/won’t buy something Japanese.

Designed for people so old they defy science and logic every time they wake up in the morning.

The vehicular equivalent of a laxative tablet.

Cheap to buy because it has an engine designed to cost stupid people a lot of money.

The perfect car for people who are only interested in saving the planet if other people can see that they’re trying to save the planet.

So ‘Murican it makes a bald eagle swigging a beer look understated.

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