Breaking News: Men Prefer Maintaining Cars Instead Of Girlfriends

Sorry ladies, it turns out your car mad boyfriends love their cars more than they love you, according to the RCZ study by Peugeot.

Tough call between this girl and that RCZ. Both win in my book.

The study shows that millions of British men, mostly guys from the South East and the West Midlands, find it much easier to look after their cars compared to looking after their women and that nearly a third of young men spend much more time looking for the perfect car instead of the perfect woman in their lives. They would even prefer to spend their money on their ride instead of buying you gifts and meals out! I sense an imminent attack of girl power coming...

It's not just your boyfriends that seriously care about their cars though, 14% of single men and women believe that having a sporty car will help them attract their perfect soul mate. Anyone suffering a midlife crisis is just as bad as a fifth of people over the age of 55, who feel that owning expensive sports cars will help attract a lover.

What our car means to us varies across different parts of the country. For instance, if your man is a Londoner and you decide to dump him, the survey says he wouldn't shed a tear yet if his car was stolen there would be waterfalls coming out of his eyes. A Yorkshire man would say his car is better looking than you and Welshmen spend much more time with their cars than with your lovely selves. Don't panic ladies, us lads here at Car Throttle aren't that bad, honest!

Seriously fellas, listen to cupid who in this case is behavior and relationship expert Dr Pam Spurr. Balance your car love with the love for your girl. Why not combine them and take her out on romantic drives or take her and the car to an exciting track day?

See, now she's all angry and mad all because you chose the RCZ over her, stupid tube!

And ladies, you surely understand our love for cars? Hell, some of you even give your cars cute names, fit them with pink steering wheel grips, hang giant dice off the rear-view mirror and put little stickers on the windows.

..I'm just saying..