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A guy walks into a parts store and says “I’d like a gas cap for my Prius.” and the store owner said “Sounds like a fair trade.”
A guy walks into a parts store and says “I’d like a gas cap for my Prius.” and the store owner said “Sounds like a fair trade.”
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“The Pontiac Aztec is the most beutiful car in the world and everyone should have one.”
What do you call a Norwegian prostitute?
A Fjord Escort.
Why is the Alfa Romeo Giulia named the way it is? Because it could never work.
A man crashed his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes Benz.
When you buy a new ford, you get a free puppy.
That way you don’t have to walk home alone.
What are the similarities between a wife and a Bugatti Veyron?
You might want one, but you won’t be able to afford owning one.
People are looking to Google and Tesla for self driving cars, when Nissan has been producing one for years.
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What did the driver of the Nissan say when the light was his eyes?… Dat sun!
Kilowatts are how fast you hit a wall, torque is how far you take the wall with you