3 Reasons Not to Hate the French Cars.

3 Reasons not to hate French cars.

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I spend a lot of time reading comments on the internet that express the hate that some people have against French cars. So I think I need to clarify some things about them, to show you that they deserve some love.

I’m not writing this as a propaganda for the French brands nor because I’m a pro-French things, but because I’m a true car lover, and as a car guy, you may understand me when I say that hating a car brand just because you don’t like the car’s design or nationality is plain stupidity, we all have our own tastes. So here are some things you should know about me: first of all, yes, I’m French. Secondly, I love cars in general: I drive a 2005 Citroën Xsara Break (diesel, 90hp, 100k miles), and my two dream cars are a 1970 Dodge Charger R/T and a 1995 Nissan Skyline R33 GT-R. And Finally, this is my first article, and English isn’t my native language (obviously), so please, be kind.

But let’s not make you wait any longer, here are my pros :

1. The place of France in the Automotive History

Nicolas-Joseph Cugnot, a French inventor, is widely credited with building the first full-scale, self-propelled mechanical vehicle or automobile in about 1769; he created a steam-powered tricycle called "Le Fardier de Cugnot". Father Ferdinand Verbiest, a Belgian Flemish Jesuit missioner, may have been the first to design and most likely to build, around 1672, "a steam-powered vehicle" but that was too small to carry a driver or passengers.

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In November 1881, French inventor Gustave Trouvé demonstrated a working three-wheeled car powered by electricity at the International Exposition of Electricity, Paris.

The first car to pass the 100km/h bar was the French electric car "La Jamais contente" (literally translated as "the never satisfied").

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The outlines of the current car as we know it are plotted in 1922 with Lancia Lambda and the self-supporting body and independent front suspension, in 1934 with Chrysler Airflow which introduced the aerodynamics, Citroen and the development of the Traction Avant (FWD) in 1934, and the introduction of disc brakes on the DS in 1955, or by Porsche and the box bevel gear synchronizers of the 356 and finally in 1959 with the Mini Morris with the first engine in transverse position.

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2. They are great cars

This is one of the most untrue stereotype about the French Brands: "They aren’t reliable". My very first car was a 1997 Citroën ZX Break. Not very beautiful, but it had its charm. I sold it a few months ago for 250€, with +330k kms (more than 206k miles) and some bumps and scrathes (was involved in 4 small crashes, not by me and never in fault). Electric windows? Still working! Anti-start code device? Tired but working too! The lights on the dashboard were a bit too feeble, but she was still ready to eat the road for a long time.

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And that’s what all French cars are, cars. by this, I mean that they are great cars that won’t fail you. Of course there are some that are worse than the others, but it’s the same for every car brand.

Indeed, I won’t deny that at some point of their own History, some French brands had a bad time. It happens, but sadly as we say "Il faut plusieurs générations pour bâtir une réputation, mais il n’en faut qu’une pour la détruire", which means "you need several generations to build a reputation, but only one to destroy it".

Nowadays French car brands are way better than you could think, so good that other brands uses engines, bodies or entire cars for their own product range (for example, Mercedes uses DCI engines from Renault for their A, B and C classes or the body of the Renault Kangoo for their compact utility vehicle Citane).

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And indeed, don’t mix Quality and Reliability.

3. Their Racing Gene.

A little quote of Forza Motorsport 3, during the loading screen, once said "Peugeot is the only manufacturer that can brag about having victory records in three different centuries". That is actually true. Not only as a car maker of course, but that sentence still says something.

You know them : Bugatti, Alpine, Renault, Citroën, Peugeot, Matra,… Rally, Formula One, LeMans Endurance series, BTCC, WTCC, Pikes Peak,…

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Every French Car Brand has won in Racing. And every french sports car has it in its genes. They even said in right here, on CT! "If you’re a keen driver, you need to get the RCZ R. Trust me. Every aspect of the way it drives when you’re kicking its head in is leaps and bounds ahead of the TT, and I guarantee after a hoon in both, the Peugeot’s the one that’ll put the bigger smile on your face. Badge snobs be damned." Want to know more about that? It’s here : link text .

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Ever drove a 205 1.9 GTI? A test driver once said "You’ll need racing skills to master this monster". 130hp only? Yup, but power never ment performance. You know what someone said : "If you’re not fast with 90hp, 900 won’t help you". That’s what is all about French sports car, power isn’t necessary if you have the right chassis.

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That is all I can say for now, without making an extra-long article that would be too consistent to be readable. So if you’ve reached this point, thank you for the time you spent reading this and I hope that you’re more likely to not spread the hate, for our Frenchies and for all cars in general, because after all, it’s just a matter of opinion.

Little bonus : I want to clarify something that seems to be a good starting point of hate about French cars : the Volvo vs Modus Crash test. Yes, old Volvo’s are known for being Tanks. No, the engine hasn’t been removed for the crash test, it’s just that it is not in a transversal position but in a longitudinal position, so when the two car went on a 3/4 front collision, the engine was moved on left-side of the engine bay. No, the Volvo isn’t safer than a Modus. Why? Because the Volvo was engineered during an era when Euro N-CAP wasn’t there to rule the safety of the cars. So yes it was a tank back then, but now it isn’t anymore. Sorry guys.

And for the video where you can see a red Volvo wagon hit some old cars on a scrapyard, you can clearly see that they are using things as ramps to avoid the high strength parts of the cars that are normally collided during a crash, this resulting on a heavier car crashing with it’s own strengthened body parts on cars-parts where it’s not supposed to crash. So it may appear that the Volvo is a true tank, but it’s just tricks and lies. Sorry again guys…

Internet traditions must be respected, Sorry for the long post so here is a potato-car :

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Comments

lafars

challange:

try changing the airfilter on a modern peugeot/citroen, they’ve tucked the airfilterbox in towards the bulkhead

08/10/2015 - 22:01 |
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Kalandaari

In reply to by lafars

Modern like which era ? Because I haven’t tried yet on the 2014 Peugeot 308 but I can do that easily on my 2005 Citroën Xsara.

08/10/2015 - 22:07 |
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Robin V

You clearly havent driven in a 2006s renault,the suspension makes you litteraly bounce in every direction

08/10/2015 - 22:04 |
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I have, and it was not the case at all. Was it brand new or was it a used car ?

08/10/2015 - 22:05 |
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Anonymous

C’mon now, French cars???

08/10/2015 - 22:31 |
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Kalandaari

In reply to by Anonymous (not verified)

What do you mean by that ?

08/10/2015 - 22:35 |
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Arjunks

In reply to by Anonymous (not verified)

What do you mean, and why has this been disliked so much?

08/11/2015 - 00:19 |
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The S80 Rallyist

Thank you. I’ve seen too much hate on French cars.

08/10/2015 - 23:40 |
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Me too, that’s why I felt the need to write this article.

08/11/2015 - 07:09 |
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But what i saw was hate with reasos from people who owned french cars…

Just saying…

08/11/2015 - 12:15 |
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Hourman

Having a 205 gti 1.9 in the family (my dad has one), I can tell you that it indeed is incredibly hard to drive. But if you can go fast in it without wrapping it around a tree, it’s scary fast.

08/10/2015 - 23:50 |
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I’d love to own one, but the most part of the 205 GTI still running here in France were riced so it’s hard to find a clean bone-stock one :(

08/11/2015 - 07:14 |
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JTGE

Thank you man, this post deserves lots of respect. Showing your opinion and defending it with real facts, this is the kind of people that are truly petrolheads. Thanks again and now i will go to search some frenchies on sale :)

08/11/2015 - 00:01 |
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Kalandaari

In reply to by JTGE

Thanks mate. If you want to buy a French car, search for a car that was well respected and maintained. Lots of people just don’t care as long as it runs just because it’s french. So you might have problems if you don’t get the right one.

08/11/2015 - 07:19 |
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Mk2Driver

i just dont like french cars, i love em, well i only own old ones, a brand that doesnt exist anymore but its damn good cars

08/11/2015 - 00:02 |
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That’s one beautiful Simca Aronde P60 ! But I prefer the 1000 Rally/Rally 3 personally ;)
They are great car if you want to have fun ! I own a 1978 Citroën Mehari too, so I know a lot about having fun :P

08/11/2015 - 07:50 |
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Arno

I agree, they’re not bad! It is however a fact that they’re not known as the most reliable cars. How I see French cars: everything that gives you comfort will probably break, but the car will always get you to your destination.

I like French cars, they have charm. Well the older ones do. Because since the ’90s they’ve completely lost it I think. But the last few years the designs are starting to get better and the cars feel more solid.

08/11/2015 - 00:24 |
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Kalandaari

In reply to by Arno

That’s exaclty it, at least for the 1980 - 2005 era. Nowadays models are way better in every aspect, but design is always a matter of opinion :)

08/11/2015 - 07:47 |
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Morris

The biggest problem I got with french cars is the design. I’m really sorry, but can’t help myself that there is likely just the rcz I find pretty. Yes this is completely objective and is different from person to person…but for me I would never get a french car, just because their design doesn’t fit me :/

08/11/2015 - 00:54 |
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Joakim Giske Tvete

In reply to by Morris

I agree… Some might feel that the design and look doesn’t matter, as long as it drives good, but like, you wouldn’t walk around in ugly ass clothes just because they fit well or work well or what ever.

08/11/2015 - 02:09 |
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Kalandaari

In reply to by Morris

Tastes are tastes, everyone is different :)
I don’t ask for people to buy french cars, but just stop hating them without reason. I don’t like Mercedes and BMW cars for the same reason, their design, despite the fact they are very great cars. The only german cars I really love are the Audi wagons, but that’s because I love wagons x)

08/11/2015 - 07:16 |
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OMSR
08/11/2015 - 00:55 |
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VQ35DEfan97

In reply to by OMSR

Taxi..a french film I was hooked on despite the ‘riced’ 406

08/11/2015 - 02:11 |
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