Big Rigs: Over The Road Racing - The "Honest" Review #AutoGamingBlog

"Hey, my Big Rigs beat your lameass Forza everyday!" - Nobody, a blind pensioner from Whereland, Whatthefuckistan, Mars

So, that happened on one day. I was really bored playing BeamNG and Need For Speed everyday, so, to make myself more fun, I went to a place called “The Internet” with the help of Mr. Stanley Google and Ms. Laura M.Firefox on my crappy Lenovo Intel Shitbox. Somehow, my Intel Shitbox “broke down” and I have arrived at a place located somewhere on the Internet. It’s called “Crappy Games Wiki” on somewhere Wikialandia.

I entered the place, and I have seen so much legendary games, posted on wiki-like articles, in an orderly way. All the articles are posted like it was rubbish. The list includes the magnificent “E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial”, the superb “Superman 64”, the epic “The Slaughtering Grounds” and more. But one game, that particularly one game, makes me want to try it and feel it like it should. And it’s the best game of them all: “Big Rigs: Over The Road Racing”. Seeing how “good” the contributors of the wiki have made to this entry, I eventually went to tryit.

Well, the contributors have made me to do one thing: play it. I instantly “ordered” the game from a shady site called Mega, and I installed it as soon I received the file from Ms. Firefox. The moment this software was installed, I opened it, and I saw such screen appearing on my front. Yup, that’s right, the legendary Big Rigs.
So, let’s begin.

The Good Things

Firstly, I want to talk about how the game looks like. I’m here to tell you that the game is not fake! It says “18 Wheels of THUNDER”, There are police chases, escorting heavy loads, and every screenshot on the box is true. However, the developers are too brilliant that they made them hidden from the naked eye because they don’t want to ruin the player’s mind while driving it.
There are 4 unique trucks, each differed in design, and driving physics, although it’s too similar due to unknown reasons. and trucks are reffered as “cars”, because they know about it. Trucks is cars, right?

All the trucks are smooth and easy to drive. Trucks on the game, unlike those on Euro Truck Simulator, American Truck Simulator or Anything Truck Simu-posers, this is the all-original trucking game. Unlike those posers who try to be the game, it has the best physics in the world. You can drive your truck like a god. For example, your car can drive through buildings, without getting damage. Also, your car is equipped with specialized climbing hardware that enables you to drive smoothly even when the terrain tries to stop you.
Another feature is, you can have an unlimited reverse top speed, which is a highly acclaimed feature of the game. Who don’t want the feel of driving a million kilometers per hour in REVERSE?

Besides, you will always lose on this game. No, that’s not a freakin’ joke. It’s real. The devs told us on a (non-existing) page on The Onion (or prehaps Jalopnik, Kotaku?). Yes. The opponent, while it seems that it looks like it’s staying, but it’s actually have finished it’s lap and it’s driver is waiting for you to finish your lap and he’s drinking Bud Light somewhere 230 meters away from the finish line.

However, the so-called “YOU’RE WINNER” screen, according to the report on The Onion, one of the makers claimed: “It’s the reason why we do that because we want to let players don’t feel sad of losing this game, but also can make them feels like he/she won. Besides, there’s many people are bad in Engish so wie poot it liek tat.”

There are other useful features in this masterpiece too. For example, the stages “Nightride” and “Small Town Road” is actually working, but it can be only used when Half-Life 3 is released. Also, there’s no sound, as they claimed: “The intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment for driving in peace and harmony.” The lights, are very special, because the technology is made by aliens.

The Bad Things

However, we should know this is a thing, even it’s a really good game, we cannot know why Stellar Stone, a.k.a. the world’s most highest acclaimed gamemaker, don’t make any comments for the next game yet. Everyone wants a sequel of a very good game.
Also, we don’t see any major flaws on that game. We can see this is a big problem either.

Verdict

We still don’t know why this game is panned by those corrupted “journalists” and a shady prank site called MetaCritic, but as a honest and lawful reviewer, it’s a superb game. The trucks are great, the features are innovative, the graphics are superb, and the most of all, you can download a copy in The Pirate Bay easily! I urge you to get your Windows PC ready, because you will have a fun time playing this game.

OVERALL 5/5
“Legendary.” - Me.

Disclaimer: This post is originally posted by myself in DriveTribe. CT staff, please don’t delete this, posting your own articles from an another website is not considered as plagiarism.
Also, there’s some small updates I have made to this post because reasons.