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5 Things Everyone is Bored of Reading in the Comments Section:

5 Things Everyone is Bored of Reading in the Comments Section: - Blog

1: “Just buy a stick shift in North America so your car won’t get stolen.”

It’s a myth that American’s don’t drive manuals, and a tired joke. Stop it.

2: “I hate SUV’s and/or crossovers,”

There’s a reason why they dominate the market. You hate what you hate, but quit constantly whining and enjoy the fact that they fund the enthusiasts cars that don’t sell very well and you don’t buy new anyway.

3: “XXXX car is faster,”

Nobody cares. If the only value in a car is how fast it goes in a straight line then we would only ever drive cars that are fast in a straight line.

  1. Mustang crowd jokes.

They were old already last year. Move the hell on. You’re not funny.

  1. “What about the…”

It’s a short list. If you can do a better list, then do it. Then enjoy the “What about the…” comments you get.

  1. “Bumper to bumper,”

Yawn. Just. Yawn.

  1. “V-Tec kicked in yo,”

That meme is older than you mom’s mom’s yo mamma jokes.

I’m far less grumpy on the Both Hand Drive podcast. You should check it out by searching for Both Hand Drive in your favorite podcast app.