Bogdan Rotaru profile picture Bogdan Rotaru 7 years ago
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Some driving tips, to make you a better driver. #ctoem

Some driving tips, to make you a better driver.
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This is very simple and easy to do, and has great benefits. If you keep honking, the other driver will stop texting or use the phone, and they will thank you for saving their life.
This is very simple and easy to do, and has great benefits. If you keep honking, the other driver will stop texting or use the phone, and they will thank you for saving their life.

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Best way to pick up girls in traffic. They will stop the car, get out, and will gladly give you their number and maybe address.
Best way to pick up girls in traffic. They will stop the car, get out, and will gladly give you their number and maybe address.

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Never do this! They will see your intention, and the fact that you are changing the lane, and they will try to get in front of you. This ability becomes the second nature of the BMW drivers, so learn from them.

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Hey, you'll never know. So, if this happens, bribe or kill any witnesses, whatever it takes. Works best on a crowded street, so in this case, you'll really get the adrenaline rush, and finish faster.
Hey, you'll never know. So, if this happens, bribe or kill any witnesses, whatever it takes. Works best on a crowded street, so in this case, you'll really get the adrenaline rush, and finish faster.

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Why drink and drive? If you really want to do it, then speed, and hurry home or wherever, so you can enjoy your cold one in peace.
Why drink and drive? If you really want to do it, then speed, and hurry home or wherever, so you can enjoy your cold one in peace.

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Like I've said before, speed will get you to the destination faster. So why wait in line, when you can cut it at the end? Let others stay in line, you don't have time for that. Especially when your cold beer is waiting for you.
Like I've said before, speed will get you to the destination faster. So why wait in line, when you can cut it at the end? Let others stay in line, you don't have time for that. Especially when your cold beer is waiting for you.

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This also helps other drivers, so they can focus on the road after you get the water off the road. And you can also help pedestrians! What if someone forgot to take a shower? You can help them with a free shower, and they will be thankful for it.
This also helps other drivers, so they can focus on the road after you get the water off the road. And you can also help pedestrians! What if someone forgot to take a shower? You can help them with a free shower, and they will be thankful for it.

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You are bigger in a car, so they will yield, eventually.  And if they still don't do it, then ROADKILL TIME. You know what you have to do if that happens.
You are bigger in a car, so they will yield, eventually. And if they still don't do it, then ROADKILL TIME. You know what you have to do if that happens.

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I get it, you are a busy person. So it makes sense to use your phone, expecially now, when the CarThrottle App is out. You have no excuse not to use your phone when driving. What if you want to laugh, but you don't see a Prius around? Open the CT App, and you are guaranteed to see one and laugh.
I get it, you are a busy person. So it makes sense to use your phone, expecially now, when the CarThrottle App is out. You have no excuse not to use your phone when driving. What if you want to laugh, but you don't see a Prius around? Open the CT App, and you are guaranteed to see one and laugh.

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This works best if you drive an Audi, like I do. Since I am doing it, my reaction time has improved by 500 times. So I STRONGLY advise you to do the same. Works really good with other cars, too, you just have to try it.
This works best if you drive an Audi, like I do. Since I am doing it, my reaction time has improved by 500 times. So I STRONGLY advise you to do the same. Works really good with other cars, too, you just have to try it.

This is obviously a joke, please, for your own safety, and those around you, don’t actually do this. Respect the laws, and drive carefully!

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