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What random characters would drive in the real world.

What random characters would drive in the real world. - Funny

Hello, and welcome to another koala-ty post here on this very lovely sight named Car Throttle! In this post, we will be talking about characters that I have hand selected for there importance to me, and probably only me. I’m keeping things very selfish. Let’s get to our first victim!

Cory In The House

#1 anime
#1 anime

Let’s start off with a good, and probably dead meme. Cory In The House is important to me because it’s my favorite anime. Like, it’s above Initial D. Now, I have no knowledge of Cory. The only reason I have a screenshot of him on my phone is for ironic purposes. So I think a car that I have no knowledge about will suit him nicely. How about this!

Lada 2106
Lada 2106

Can I tell you what year this was produced? No. Can I tell you where it was built? No. Can I tell you that nearly everyone on this sight has seen this car in some way, shape, or form? Hell yea. Exactly like my knowledge of my favorite anime. NEXT!!!

Filthy Frank

Words cannot describe...
Words cannot describe...

AHAHAHAH. Yes. Papa Franku. Our lord and savior. Now, if you look in the more, say, creative side of YouTube, you will find Mr. Frank. Will you understand him? No. Will you be able to listen to him for prolong periods of time? No. Will you laugh so hard that physical pain will occur after watching him for a few weeks? Most defiantly yes. This man is almost like you’re stereotypical JDM fanboy. Think, JDM fanboys can get so flustered, you can’t understand them. They can also get absolutely unbearable to listen to. They can also be hilarious to listen to after you build up you’re intolerance for that JDM gender-neutral-term. So what is the official car for these glorious group of individuals? Simple.

The Toyota Supra.
The Toyota Supra.

Do I really have to explain here? JDM fangender-neutral-terms will defend this car until Trump fires the nukes. Papa Franku would look totally perfect in this car. Hey, maybe he can gain a few subscribes if he drove one. NEXT VICTIM PLEASE!!!! Oh wait…

NICK WILDE!!!!!

You cannot beat perfection.
You cannot beat perfection.

Gather ‘round CTzens. I need to say something. I normally would think long and hard to find a connection between the character, and the car. But, this will not happen with Nick Wilde. The reason for this is because Nick Wilde is perfect. They say there is no such thing as a perfect individual, never mind an animated character. But that’s not true. Nick Wilde is perfect to me. Nothing can touch him. He managed to change my priorities in life. It went from 3: Car Throttle 2: Lap times 1: Jeremy Clarkson. Now, its 3: Majira: 2: Lap times 1: Nick Wilde. Now, because Nick Wilde is perfect, I have to give him the best.

Panoz Esperante GTR-1
Panoz Esperante GTR-1

Why in Majira’s red world would I give him a car that he can’t even drive on the roads? I mean he’s supposed to be perfect, right? Yes. As I wrote that sentence down, I realized a loophole. If a character from a movie can magically pop into existence, I’m sure he may be exempt from some laws, in my mind. I love Wilde so much, that he’s getting my favorite car, ever. MOVE ON!!!

Pinocchio

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So you weren't drifting in the lot sir?

Pinocchio! Everyone’s favorite liar! Might as well call him my dad. Anyway, He can lie, but you know when. His nose will grow nearly to the size of Vladimir Putin’s! Can he win with lying? No, because he will get caught. And will pay the price. (Remember, I didn’t spend any time doing research.I have no idea what I’m talking about) So what do chronic liars drive? Easy.

Audi A8 TDi
Audi A8 TDi

VAG jokes aren’t that funny anymore. They were kind of funny to start with, but after 2-3 months passed, the joke died. It reminds me of iFunny sort of. Anyway, VAG diesels originally were thought to be clean. But no. VAG put themselves into a scandal by lying there way though emissions tests. The cars were never able to produce such low emissions in the real world. The reason why I choose the A8 TDi was simple. It’s a diesel VAG car with a nose heavier then the South American Continent. I’m a clever one can’t you tell. (More lies)

Well, I hope you enjoyed my first foray into the vast world of blog posts. Wright different characters and there cars in the comments. I truly want to see what you CTzens can think up of. Thanks for reading, and take care!

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