SByG profile picture SByG 7 years ago

My face when a brand new Audi TT pulls up next to me, in a diesel Peugeot, at the lights and proceeds to lose.

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This is the best thing to ever happen to me. On my way home from work the lights turned red, so I stopped at the front. The lane I was in was a left/straight on and this Audi TT pulls up in the right/straight on lane.

I always like this, and always win because no one is trying, but not this time! This guy pulls up, and starts edging the car like crazy. He wants to get in front. The light goes amber for the other directions and he edges forward more, pushy, pushy.

Next thing I know our light turns amber, I launch the clutch and the car flings forward PERFECTLY. Like, you know that moment the wheels almost lose traction, but you give just the right amount of power so it accelerates exactly as you’d want? Yeah, that. The Audi does the same, obviously accelerating faster than an average driver, but not faster than me.

We join the queue, him behind me, and come to a stop. I look in my rear view mirror and see the most bemused and saddened Audi driver I have ever seen. The GIF sums up my exact reation beating a brand new Audi TT in a Peugeot 508 2L diesel.