Yeah, I’m crabby.
And you wanna know why?
Because I have crabs.
That’s right. I thought it’d be all fun and games to go to Mexico and have sex with a hooker named “Los Congrejos.”
Turns out, in Spanish that means “The Crabs.”
I paid 700 dollars for the crabs!
So the next time you think to yourself, “Hey, I’ll have sex with a woman who’s name, in that language, means ‘The crabs,’”
Well then maybe you’ll open up your traveler’s dictionary.
Now you know.